How do you piss with a hard on
If your dick curves or points down like this then you're fine
If your dick pops straight out like this then just give it a nudge down and you're fine
If your dick curves or points up like this then good luck and god speed my friend
Evan Dorkin and his weird fuckass bugs
DATE A KAN
DIE 95
suggested
SEASON ONE DYNAMIC-
Take this random ass drawing I made earlier this month I might make more
all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
FUCK IS AN ODD TAXI? OSOMATSU WIN PLS
KINGER FANS UNITE
Shout out to fucked up puppet shows 🤞 Gotta be one of my favorite genders
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Manga column (1964): “In best shape, nimble.”
Osomatsu-kun guidebook? (1988): “Although he’s the least trustworthy among everyone, Choromatsu’s bluffing can be useful when he helps his brothers in a pinch. It’s his hidden talent.”
First Koredeiinoda profile (2003-2006): “Choromatsu is the one who rushes about fast. Of the sextuplets, he’s the #1 most flustered!”
Later Koredeiinoda profile (2007-present): “One of the Matsuno family’s sextuplets. His characteristic is that he rushes about. He’s quick to judge, and quick to escape. It would be Choromatsu that’s the #1 boaster of his goodness.”
FujioPro corporate (2008-present): “Choromatsu is the one who is agile and rushes fast.”
CR Osomatsu-kun (2012): “One of the Matsuno family’s sextuplets. Though he’s fast and ready to rush, his goodness is of an unusual degree.”
First -san profile (2015): “The third son of the Matsuno household. Because he is the only person with common sense, he often plays the part of the straight man among the sextuplets, but there are rare times when the senility spreads in him more than anyone else.”
Second -san profile (2016): “The third son of the Matsuno household. The only person with common sense in the sextuplets? When he gets involved with girls, he becomes terribly useless.”
Third -san profile (2017): “The third son of the Matsuno household. NEET, virgin. Looks as if he’s diligent but he’s really not so. His self-consciousness is high, but if you point that out, he’ll get arrogant.”