Have You Ever Wondered Whether Or Not You’d Be Canonically Queer If Your Life Was A Story? Look No

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

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4 years ago

Sheesh! Can people please stop treating children like objects??? And having children for their own benefits instead of seeing it as what it is: a live long commitment to nurture, cherish and love a human person that is still their own entity!

CHILDREN ARE NOT OBJECTS!

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1 year ago
A set of two comics depicting each hour of the artist's day.

"12 AM - Going to Bed"
PANEL 1: Ver is elated to see their dog sleeping on the bed. "Penny is on the bed!", they think. A small annotation explains that Penny usually sleeps in her kennel.

PANEL 2: A top-down view of Ver contorting their body around the sleeping dog to fit into the bed with her. Ver still seems very happy to be doing this.

"8 AM - Morning walk with Penny"
PANEL 1: Ver and Penny walk briskly in rainy weather. Ver thinks to themselves, "It's been raining a lot... I should check the dam."

PANEL 2: Smash cut to raging water, with a large, roaring sound effect overwhelming most of the panel. The small silhouette of Ver and Penny peering over a railing is visible in the back.

PANEL 3: Ver regards the water. "Yep", they think to themselves, "That's a lot of water."
 set of two comics depicting each hour of the artist's day.

"9 AM - Getting breakfast at my fav cafe"

PANEL 1: Ver and Penny are entering through a door, smiling. Ver says, "Hello! Good morning!".

PANEL 2: The focus is entirely on Penny the dog, who wags her tail excitedly at the uproar she causes. Several off-panel voices exclaim, "Hello, Penny!", "Ooh, it's Penny!", "Penny!".

PANEL 3: We see the staff of the cafe waving sheepishly at a motionless Ver. "Hello, Ver!" "Hi, Ver." "Sorry, hi!", the staff says, their expressions somewhat apologetic.

"10 AM - Meeting with Eve and Ell"

PANEL 1: A small panel showing Ver sadly telling Penny, "I'm sorry baby, you can't come..." as they are leaving through the door.

PANEL 2: A large sign labeled "Eve" points to a lean figure smiling with confidence. Eve is wearing a beanie, a swish of dark hair poking out from underneath. They have checkered overalls and a relaxed posture. A caption states, "Eve and I both arrived early to the meetup."

PANEL 3:  Ver and Eve regard Eve's phone. Eve says, "Ell's still on her way, let's send her a message."

PANEL 4: We see the Discord message that was sent to Ell, a large font asks, "where are you" and underneath is a photo of Ver and Eve pulling exxageratedly sad faces.
A set of two comics depicting each hour of the artist's day.

"11 AM - Lunch at a cafe"

PANEL 1: A figure labeled as Ell is in this panel. Ell smile sweetly at us, raising one hand in greeting. Ell has long, dark hair and wears comfortable, stylish clothes.

PANEL 2: The three friends are depicted chatting excitedly. A caption says, "We talk about a big trip we're taking together in October."

PANEL 3: Ver falls silent, as they look down with uncertainty. Someone asks, "Everything OK, Ver?"

PANEL 4: Ver expresses confusion as they say, "My latte tastes... sour?"

PANEL 5: A caption follows up to explain, "Turns out they made my late with spoiled soy milk lol. It was remade and they didn't charge us for it."

"12 PM - Shopping in Stockbridge."

PANEL 1: A large panel depicting a street with shops on it. A caption states, "I run errands in Stockbridge, but I'm usually with the dog and can't enter most of the art or charity shops."

PANEL 2: A manic Ver runs with exxagerated, rubbery limbs, trying to hold onto a bunch of items they presumibly bought. This figure is labeled with an enormous "get things".
A set of two comics depicting each hour of the artist's day.

"1 PM - Ell is dropping me off home"

PANEL 1: We see Ell's car from afar. Ell says, "I hope you guys don't mind some tunes.". A series of noises labeled as "untz, untz, beep, bleep" stream out of the car.

PANEL 2: In the car, Eve smiles knowingly "Oh. It's penis music." Behind them, Ver looks very confused.

PANEL 3: Ver swerves to look over at an annoyed Ell. "It's not penis music!" says Ell.

PANEL 4: Ell clutches onto the steering wheel with frustration. "It's acid techno and jungle.", she explains.

PANEL 5: Eve is unflappable and concludes "Yeah. Penis music.". A cartoonishly angry Ell retorts again "It's not penis music!!!".

"2 PM - Walk Penny"

PANEL 1: Small figures of Ver, Penny and a stranger are walking along a fence. A crow sits on the fence and caws loudly.

PANEL 2: The stranger smiles and speaks to Ver. A string of untinelligible words come out of his mouth, with only the word "crow" decipherable. Ver smiles and responds "Haha, yeah".

PANEL 3: A caption asks, "wtf did he say?" as Ver continues walking, confused.
A set of two comics depicting each hour of the artist's day.

"3 PM to 5 PM"

This comic is just one large image of Ver sitting in the middle of a slightly discombobulated room, with boxes, binders and files strewn around them. A caption explains, "I spend the next few hours cleaning and organising storage in my office space."

"6 PM - Cooking dinner"

PANEL 1: A closeup of a knife cutting up some ingredients. A caption explains, "Making halloumi and veg pasta"

PANEL 2: Ver, who we see is holding the knife and doing the prep, holds up a slice of vegetable. An expectant Penny is in the foreground, perking up as Ver speaks to her. "Ok puppy, you want some courgette?"

PANEL 3: The courgette hits Penny in the head with a small "donk" sound effect.
A set of two comics depicting each hour of the artist's day.

"7 PM"

PANEL 1: A hand places a bowl of pasta on the ground.

PANEL 2: As the bowl sits, steaming, Ver has settled down a distance away with a weary reverence.

PANEL 3: A darkened figure opens a door with a startling "DUNN!" noise. The steam from the bowl rises in front of them.

PANEL 4: An apologetic looking figure swaddled in a blanket holds up the pasta bowl, saying "Thanks for the food". Ver looks at them with concern. "I hope it helps!, they say. A caption above the two figures explains: "My flatmate felt ill today, so he mostly stayed in bed."

"8 PM"

PANEL 1: A caption states, "Working on the Wildercourt comic". The panel shows a closeup of a tablet stylus and a sketch of a character from the comic.

PANEL 2: A disgruntled Penny huffs with frustration, sitting and staring with annoyance. A caption states, "Every now and then, Penny checks in on me."

PANEL 3: A silent panel depicting Ver looking over at the frustrated Penny with mild confusion.
A set of two comics depicting each hour of the artist's day.

"9 PM"

PANEL 1: An exxageratedly happy Ver counts rhythmically. "One foot, two foot, three fot, four!"

PANEL 2: Ver is singing to Penny, holding onto Penny's front paws and waving them around happily. Ver's song continues: "Penny, Penny, she needs more! Graft the Penny with more feet!"

PANEL 3: "She will be the dog elite!" concludes the song. In the panel, Penny looks annoyed and exasperated, as much as a dog can look that way.

PANEL 4: Ver regards the annoyed Penny in silence.

PANEL 5: Ver stares into the middle distance, reflecting: "I'm so glad my friends and family tolerate me."

"10 PM"

A series of panels illustrating the captions.

PANEL 1: Ver sits at their desk. "More comic work"

PANEL 2: Penny walks on some grass, harnessed and on a lead. "Last Penny walk of the day."

PANEL 3: Penny lays in a little kennel, snoozing soundly. "Penny goes to sleep."

PANEL 4: Ver's back is to us as they continue working at their desk. "I'm still up to do more work."
A set of two comics depicting each hour of the artist's day.

"11 PM"

PANEL 1:  Another frustrated little Penny huffs up at us.
A caption reads, "Penny got up to check on me."

PANEL 2: Ver turns from their desk and regards Penny with a slight smile.

PANEL 3: Ver beams down at Penny. "Let's go to sleep", they say.

"12 AM - Duolingo and sleep."

The entire strip is just one large panel, mostly shrouded in darkness, with Ver in bed and illuminated by the light of their phone. Penny rests on the bed much like she did in the very first comic of the hourlies.

A speechbubble depicts the text on the phone, the hiragana and romaji sctipts for "Mainichi ni sushi o tabemasu". The text is translated, "I eat sushi every day". A sleepy Ver comments on the exercise: "In this economy?". A little approving "dading!" noise follows as they submit their answer.

hourly comics? hourly comics

(feat. @evegwood @elljwalker and @stoutstoatpress and my beloved perfect baby dog penny)


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3 years ago

Do people really care about tags on ao3? Like I understand tagging content warnings and genres and such, but when it comes to additional tags, how much should I tag? I’ve noticed the funniest common tags that just make me wonder if anyone’s really interested in filtering fics by “inspired by music”, “North America” or “umbrellas”. Especially in smaller fandoms, like most of mine, it just seems kind of pointless bc you can’t afford to be picky anyway. Do you think additional tags are useful?

I think…

Actually, I’m going to take this as an opportunity to nerd. So there’s a phenomenon in linguistics called a sprachbund. A sprachbund is basically an area where a bunch of languages that aren’t from the same family have been rubbing up against each other for a very long time. When this happens, these unrelated languages start to pick up features from each other in a kind of linguistic crosspollination.

Example: Romanian is a Romance language, like French or Spanish. But it has a bunch of weird phonetic and grammatical features that no other Romance languages have. Why? Because it’s been living next to a bunch of Slavic languages for so long that it started to act like a Slavic language.

What does any of this have to do with your question? Well, I think that there are a bunch of websites that form a kind of internet fandom sprachbund. Each has its own features, but those features bleed into the other sites, even though they don’t belong there. Think about how ff.net style “legal disclaimers” (that actually have no legal meaning or function) sometimes show up on works written for ao3, which is designed to offer legal protection that makes those disclaimers irrelevant. Or how that ao3 tag generator started getting used as a prompt generator for tumblr drabbles. And on, and on, and on. Internet fandom is an enormous cross-platform sprachbund.

So what does that have to do with tagging on ao3? Well, I think ao3 picked up that style of tagging from tumblr. Because of the way tumblr is structured, it’s considered bad form to add non-constructive comments on your reblog of a post. Otherwise, you get dozens of reblogs just saying “wow” or “mood” and the post becomes unreadable. So people started putting their reactions to a post into the tags they added to their reblog, which prevented the post from accumulating nonsense. But then people were used to thinking of tagging as a mode of expression rather than purely functional, so the expressive use of tagging spread to ao3, even though it doesn’t serve the same purpose there.

The cool bit is that the weird tagging conventions ao3 got from tumblr have come to serve an entirely different and still valuable purpose on ao3. Since author’s notes aren’t visible in search results but tags are, the tags can be used to signal a set of things about the fic that a summary might not get across. For instance, if a fic is tagged “hurt/comfort”, that tells you the genre of the fic, but not its tone. But if the author then adds a tag like “but really mostly comfort we’re all about the comfort here”, you have a much better sense of what kind of fic you’re about to read. So even though no one would ever filter by that tag, it’s still conveying important information.

Isn’t human communication amazing?


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2 years ago

austria looks like a testicle


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4 years ago

Very important addition:

This term has been coined or was picked up by Fascists!!!!!!!!

"Super Straight" = SS

Yes as in FUCKING SchutzStaffel Nazi police!!!

By supporting "Super Straight" people are not only supporting TERFs BUT ALSO Nazis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🟥 And 🟧⬛️ Are Now Apparently Being Used By TERFs, As Well As This Horseshit. Supergay/superstraight/superlesbian/superbi
🟥 And 🟧⬛️ Are Now Apparently Being Used By TERFs, As Well As This Horseshit. Supergay/superstraight/superlesbian/superbi

🟥 and 🟧⬛️ are now apparently being used by TERFs, as well as this horseshit. Supergay/superstraight/superlesbian/superbi just means “transphobe”, heads up

2 years ago

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1 year ago

guess what? There actually isn’t a size limit of what you can congratulate yourself for. We think we have to do something ‘extra impressive’ or ‘extraordinary’ before we can compliment ourselves, but that’s really not the case!

made some food? Well done, self. taken even just one bite? Excellent work. Put your dish away? Great job. Drank some water when you knew you were thirsty? I’m doing such a great job. congratulations doesn’t have a size limit! Compliment yourself all the time for the all the work you’re putting into being a human being — you deserve it!


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