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Forgot I have a tumblr, here’s some Sigma

Attention: This is Ace my time traveling dnd character and if I’m allowed to I promise I will not shut up about them

Attention everyone:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thank you that is all

They’re gay your honor

Hey

Do y’all ever jus,,,sit there in dread for days on end

He definitely gets armor that looks like a corset though. That is not changing.

Me: Okay, my bbeg design for this character needs to have good armor, properly protecting them from attacks.

Also me:

Boobs. Show the boobs. The deepest V-neck to ever have graced this realm. Make him a whore.

I HAVE BEEN ABANDONED. I LOOK INTO GODS EYES TO ONLY SEE A HOLLOW SHELL OF WHAT ONCE WAS. 

Okay, so today's quest is (rolls a big handful of dice) an evil wizard disguises himself as a pretty princess and gives a rock-man a magic luchador mask which compels him to become a drug dealer.

Y’all ever almost swallow a piece of thread in your coffee

It is unpleasant

Me: Okay, my bbeg design for this character needs to have good armor, properly protecting them from attacks.

Also me:

Boobs. Show the boobs. The deepest V-neck to ever have graced this realm. Make him a whore.