WHERE IS WILL GRAHAM WHY HAS HIS COCK BEEN REMOVED AND SURGICALLY ADDED ONTO LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IS WILL

Pokes you. Baps you with my paw

I swear I disappear for months on end because life is getting the better of me and I come here on a distinct whim to get BAPPED within SECONDS OH MY GOD

..In any case..

[Lunges forward and nips hand]

I WILL start crying, don't test me (positive)

Why hello there, Mira! It's wonderful to have you here, my dear. And there's one person who appreciates my - frankly - wondrous humour, thank Me.

I'd be beyond glad to welcome you to the family - what do you think, @chloe-decker-lapd?

Oh, and Hannibal, you say? Yes, well, a few of my other children have quite a fondness for that show too. One of them attempted to bring the cannibals back from Hell. I love you all, but please do not bring the cannibals back from Hell.

Feel free to talk about DnD all you want, though. We appreciate all hyperfixations and infodumps here.

By the way - wrong Brother, love. Jesus is wonderful, of course, but I'm rather partial to my own name.

blorbo from my notes :3c

Unblorbo-fy me this instance, you sly dog . .

The human sacrifice is so you will survive exam season of course

Double it and give it to the next person

did you survive the exams?

ANON I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED YET, MY FIRST ONE IS TOMORROW AND THEN THE REST ARE ALL THROUGHOUT JUNE.

Cat update: his fat ass is now plonked on my lap

Pokes you. Baps you with my paw

I swear I disappear for months on end because life is getting the better of me and I come here on a distinct whim to get BAPPED within SECONDS OH MY GOD

..In any case..

[Lunges forward and nips hand]

Indeed pa, that is a cat!

i feel like sending this to alot of my moots. Quite a few of them from rp communities are older than me however I am afraid of the responses so pspsps cmere look after this psppssp

You should watch the academy of magic

And ratatoing

(- original anon)

Hmm, perhaps I shall!

Thank you, dearest anon!

Oy oy.... How goes it? Surviving?

Dearest anon, I have a singular week before I move to the Philippines and embrace communism with open arms. Things are getting certainly interesting!

(Really though I am very excited if that was not clear already.)

*He just blinks a few times, before holding out a clawed hand (?) towards this Samael.*

If, er, if you say so! That seems good, I guess? Apart from the whole, "I am not your Father.", I would consider that rather concerning in my books.

So then . . when, er, when are we getting back your 'former-me'? Anytime soon are we thinking?

*A petite demon with animal attributes similar to that of a mouse lemur pops his head into view, eyes wide, staring.*

Ermh, hello Father? Is everything alright over here? Are you alright?

( - @elirabilis )

Well. A demon, I assume?

I'm - please don't call me Father, I'm not currently your Father - uh. Samael. Pleasure to meet you, child who former-me probably led down the path of Corruption.

I'm good! Not just that, I'm Good! After a very long time, it seems.