'Fake Mort Fan' This, 'fake Mort Fan' That.

YOU GOT ADOPTED BY LUCIFER IN THE GOOD OMENS ROLEPLAY?!!! I'M IN THAT ROLEPLAY!!! SEVERAL TIMES!!!

original anon

I DID.

For some reason laptop Tumblr does not show that someone has responded to your ask so I only found out 20 minutes ago on my phone when I had to go and pick up a drug prescription

I was very happy! I have seen you about in the roleplay as well!

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Maybe finding out who anon was all along was a mistake.

Ouch!!! Auhggg!!! You nip me?!!!

Don't play These games with me, Boy.

[Does a little jester dance]

I WILL start crying, don't test me (positive)

Why hello there, Mira! It's wonderful to have you here, my dear. And there's one person who appreciates my - frankly - wondrous humour, thank Me.

I'd be beyond glad to welcome you to the family - what do you think, @chloe-decker-lapd?

Oh, and Hannibal, you say? Yes, well, a few of my other children have quite a fondness for that show too. One of them attempted to bring the cannibals back from Hell. I love you all, but please do not bring the cannibals back from Hell.

Feel free to talk about DnD all you want, though. We appreciate all hyperfixations and infodumps here.

By the way - wrong Brother, love. Jesus is wonderful, of course, but I'm rather partial to my own name.

Cookie? 🍪

Does it contain varying levels of human flesh scattered within to replace the chocolate chips.

Hah.. hah hah.. woah..

you’re a weird little freak. i wonder if i could hunt you for sport

now THIS is proper flirting

Oh I see! That is rather sweet then. Thank you

Say it with me "I am valid"

Tumblr asks are so incredible what does this even mean

Is this because it is pride month or.

Avast, joyous indeed

If only we were having an indepth conversation about transgender dog boys together right now, would make my day

Mira husband?

Ola,

They feared me dead, but I haveth returned. Allow me to fill you in in your DMs. The two other husbands now Know, and thus you shall too.

Yes I am but I'm also so incredibly forgetful and that "Sloob goober" ask was so out of character that I'm not sure if it was actually me

I am now keeping records of the asks I send you.

(-Original anon)

I wish thou the very best of luck in regards to this new archive!

Hi. How are you doing today. Sorry for invading your privacy. Your blog looks fascinating and kindly Dm if you’re interested being in a sugar relationship 😊

"Blog looks fascinating" and it is just a bloodied-up Will Graham in front of a trans flag whilst underneath is me just calling myself a tranny.

I know what you are gay bear sugar daddy bot.