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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Number one rule of the internet is do not click on strange links people send you but goddamn the infinity cow part is tempting.

Chat, I fear I cannot last much longer.

Guh. Infinite number of cows . . save me . .

Speaking of chickens, went to a bird place in Cebu recently and found a rooster with the biggest set of naturals ever (he kept running away hence poor photo quality). Thought you would enjoy

He's breasting boobily all over the place, as is his right

Cookie? 🍪

Does it contain varying levels of human flesh scattered within to replace the chocolate chips.

it's just a normal cookie. with chocolate chippies

Oh

Double it and give it to the next person

Cat update: his fat ass is now plonked on my lap

Pokes you. Baps you with my paw

I swear I disappear for months on end because life is getting the better of me and I come here on a distinct whim to get BAPPED within SECONDS OH MY GOD

..In any case..

[Lunges forward and nips hand]

Mira husband?

Ola,

They feared me dead, but I haveth returned. Allow me to fill you in in your DMs. The two other husbands now Know, and thus you shall too.

What if i straight up bitted you. Nommed the skin and bones

...that'd be a little hot, I'd say for I am always truthful with my ano- [GUNSHOT]

You should watch the academy of magic

And ratatoing

(- original anon)

Hmm, perhaps I shall!

Thank you, dearest anon!

It seems i will not be able to get away with pretending to be the original, alas my scheme has been caught. darn you tracking your responses original anon!

- Cheese-munching anon

What.

There . . there really was an imposter amongst our midst.

Cheese-munching anon, are you prepared the face the punishment for your crimes?

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Maybe finding out who anon was all along was a mistake.