This Is Getting On My Fucking Nerves, So I’m Just Going To Say It Here:

man, i literally teared up the first time my friend used they/them for me, in public. it amde me feel so warm and loved!

its all fun and games until you hear someone say it

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania

If your life was a fanfiction, what tags would be used?

man, I have very little sympathy for people who’re like “I gotta let them play in traffic, my cat WAILS and acts MISERABLE unless I let them outside!” 

because like……….so does mine? at a certain point each day Grim decides she wants out, and until that happens she a) follows me about SCREAMING, and b) sits atop whatever I’m doing and bites my hands. this is not an exageration

wanna know what I do? I take her out. either supervised in my backyard or on leash in the front

she naps in the sunlight, eats copious amounts of grass, rolls in dirt, and murders butterflies. after 15-30 minutes (equivalent to the time you’d spend on a neighbourhood dog walk) I take Grim back in, and she happily sleeps/plays/cuddles indoors for the remainder of the day

it’s legitimately low-effort

bold of you to assume i dont eat soup through a straw

On a scale of 1-10 how edible are you? I have this nice soup recipe that I’ve been wanting to try for a while now and I want to add something...unique to it.

USE ME FOR BULLION 

My very sweet and VERY Catholic coworker: this new abortion law… they’re saying God doesn’t believe in killing the innocent babe to save the wicked mother…. Well I have some news for them about what he did to his own son.

Me: oh my god.

Her: honey. Exactly.

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

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