I Guess I Just Got Tagged, So Here’s My Go

Colfer probably thinks he's the funniest guy in the world

HALT

Wrench: *Beats someone with the sledgehammer he's named Lady Smash*

Me: I...I need to sit down... 🥵

Fun facts

6 Things I learned from OSP’s Miscellaneous Myths Loki episode:

1.) Loki is canonically a beautiful Twink/Femboy.

2.) Despite being considered a male God, he would change species/gender so much it didn’t really matter.

3.) No one actually knows what Loki was the God of and there were no recorded sacrifices in his name unlike any of the other Norse Gods.

4.) Loki didn’t want anything to happen to his Monster Children,(Daughter Hel, Son Fenris, and Serpent Jormungandr), and tried to hide them away until the rest found out.

5.) Despite being a mischievous “Evil in Disposition” God, he usually ends up using said cunning/trickery fixing messes whether or not he caused them. 

He is also just as often used as a scapegoat by the Gods to expunge themselves of guilt for the wrongdoings they commit. Yes Loki causes a lot of mischief, but he receives a disproportionate amount of punishment from his peers. It’s to the point that he’s portrayed as a comparably sympathetic character even in the original text.

5.) If Loki can get mpreg…

…He will get mpregged.

Seriously, the dude’s given birth more times than his actual wife and all the Goddesses combined!

I was under the impression that it was a leaf.

my eyesight aint great so for the longest time I thought your pfp was a squirrel somehow 😔

haaahhaahah nope! :3

just a couple of kittens with lightsabers

...though they do look like squirrels if you squint

Queer Kiwi Fanart!

I haven’t posted in forever, but here y’all go!

This is so good! 

We had the ‘’Holly in a strawberry dress supremacy’’, now we have ‘’Holly in a cottagecore dress supremacy’’.

Thank you so much @hollypixie for the idea !:D

Why is this so relatable? 

You’ve probably been hearing this from everyone lately, but Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette IS A PURE GOLDEN MASTERPIECE

Artemis Fowl II discovering the dumb fairies gave him real gold and not a literal ton of chocolate gold coins

What assessment?

I summon people with pictures of Five like how others psspsspss a cat or bring people from unconsciousness with waking salts. Lol