THAT’S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO??
I summon people with pictures of Five like how others psspsspss a cat or bring people from unconsciousness with waking salts. Lol
RIP TO A LEGEND. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.🥲YOU MADE LIFE SO MUCH BETTER FOR EVERYONE.🐉
Which platform are we using for this masterpiece? Ao3, fanfiction.net, wattpad? 🤔
@tuashenanigans
Are....are we simping @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves ???
If so, does that mean we start writing fanfic!?
Maybe we should collaborate 🤣🤣🤣
Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them
Fun facts
1.) Loki is canonically a beautiful Twink/Femboy.
2.) Despite being considered a male God, he would change species/gender so much it didn’t really matter.
3.) No one actually knows what Loki was the God of and there were no recorded sacrifices in his name unlike any of the other Norse Gods.
4.) Loki didn’t want anything to happen to his Monster Children,(Daughter Hel, Son Fenris, and Serpent Jormungandr), and tried to hide them away until the rest found out.
5.) Despite being a mischievous “Evil in Disposition” God, he usually ends up using said cunning/trickery fixing messes whether or not he caused them.
He is also just as often used as a scapegoat by the Gods to expunge themselves of guilt for the wrongdoings they commit. Yes Loki causes a lot of mischief, but he receives a disproportionate amount of punishment from his peers. It’s to the point that he’s portrayed as a comparably sympathetic character even in the original text.
5.) If Loki can get mpreg…
…He will get mpregged.
Seriously, the dude’s given birth more times than his actual wife and all the Goddesses combined!
Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.
Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.
Five: If I had a nickel for every time I've gone through puberty I'd have two nickles.
Five: which isn't a lot.
Five: but it's weird since it happened twice.
My pronouns are she/her and this blog is for whatever I feel like :) Currently Trials of Apollo lives rent free in my head.
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