Honestly, The Funniest Crime Artemis Has Committed Is (relatively Frequent) Voter Fraud

Mod: Is this a new Fowl villain I see on the horizon? That would be hilarious and I’d love to see it.

Artemis: Most amusing.

Butler: Haha, yeah– *making plans to up security*– amusing.

@signifying-something

Hi! It;s me, with sme arts! I know it’s been a while, but here I am! I was inspired to draw someone in a dress, so here’s this random character I drew! 

Me: Ever realise that to followers might think you're obsessed with a character, but you know that you're just supporting a friend who is obsessed with that character?

My followers: Uhhmmm, no?

Stupid site won’t let me kudos twice!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30511473/chapters/75538271#workskin

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In which there are many questions, and few answers.

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And chapter 2 is up!

^^^^^

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

Artemis Fowl yeehaw

@five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves​ Are you rereading the comics again? XD

IM FUCKING WHEEZING!!!!!

WHY THEY GOTTA DO MY MAN LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!

Stop Asian Hate

If this past week has reminded us anything, is that women are not safe. Fetishization, misogyny and racism not only ruin lives, but also takes them.

✨🎺Fowl Fest 2024 is back people🎺✨

The prompts will be out shortly (honestly, be glad I remembered my log in for this account, that was a miracle in itself) but I cant wait to see what everyone turns out.