Okay but can this actually be a thing??? Gojo just appearing out of nowhere all the time and either scaring everyone's muses or becoming witness to the craziest things ever coughs LG and CXS making out coughs and he's just there like 🧍
Geto look alike competition in my place tomorrow night
hii consider this a starter call ♡
“It is just an illusion here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone, it is gone forever.”
— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
🐝 * ― 𝑺𝑬𝑿𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺. ( nsfw. as a reminder: your muse = sender and my muse = receiver. add + reverse to reverse the action. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ you look absolutely irresistible right now. ❜ ❛ there’s so many things i’d love to do to you. ❜ ❛ it isn’t fair how much you turn me on. ❜ ❛ i can’t stop thinking about you. ❜ ❛ tell me what you want me to do. ❜ ❛ do you want to take this somewhere more … private? ❜ ❛ if you keep looking at me like that i don’t think i’ll be able to control myself any longer. ❜ ❛ is this okay or do you want me to stop? ❜ ❛ would it be wrong for me to kiss you? ❜ ❛ i’ve noticed you’ve been staring at me this whole time. ❜ ❛ why don’t you come a little closer? ❜ ❛ the things i’d do to you if we weren’t out in public … ❜ ❛ can you feel what you are doing to me? ❜ ❛ i’ve got something really special planned for us. ❜ ❛ we’ll see where the night will take us. ❜ ❛ i’ve never felt such an instant connection with anyone else before. ❜ ❛ you can do whatever you want to me. ❜ ❛ it would be a shame to waste such a perfect opportunity. ❜ ❛ i’ve always wanted to do this. ❜ ❛ you’ve been teasing me for far too long. it’s my turn now. ❜
[ WALL ] * your muse pins my muse against the closest wall. [ ALMOST KISS ] * my muse leans closer to your muse almost like they’re trying to initiate a kiss, only to pull away in the last second. [ TEASE ] * my muse teases your muse either by touch or words or any other way that works for them. [ TUG ] * your muse tugs my muse closer and wraps their arms around them. [ STRIPTEASE ] * my muse gives your muse a show as they take off their clothes. [ LAPDANCE ] * my muse gives your muse a lapdance. [ SECUDE ] * my muse whispers sweet nothings to your muse. [ EYE CONTACT ] * your muse gazes deeply into my muse’s eyes. [ LINGER ] * your muse gives my muse lingering touches. [ STUCK ] * our muses are stuck in a small broom closet together. [ BLUSH ] * your muse makes my muse blush with their words. [ CLOSER ] * my muse comes closer, invading more of your muses personal space. [ ACCIDENTAL BRUSH ] * my muse touches your muse ( somewhere intimate ) on accident. [ PURPOSEFUL TOUCH ] * my muse touches your muse ( somewhere intimate ) on purpose. [ FLIRT ] * my muse flirts with your muse.
this week i'll be busy with comms so... replies will slow down orz
↪ ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐾 . ( a series of sentence starters from season 1 of fox's sitcom , “ the mick ” . adjust phrasing as necessary . will be updated ! )
oh my god , why do you have gasoline ?!
we're fine , not that it's any of your concern .
stay out of trouble .
no , you're not coming in with me .
you're embarrassing . you embarrass me . i'm embarrassed of you .
can i bum a smoke , please ?
it's okay , i already have a dollar .
i get the sense that you're in need a lot .
i don't have a problem . you do , otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation .
what do you mean ? you invited me .
i got into yale , that doesn't mean i'm going .
the scales of justice tip in favor of the wealthy .
if we throw enough money at this thing , i'm sure it'll go away .
let's catch up in ten years when you need another loan .
i feel like we got off on the wrong foot .
i want you to come to me with boy problems . or girl problems , i don't assume .
i know you think you're pretty clever with this plan to drink me under the table , but there's two problems ... you're not , .. & you can't .
she's not dead , i can see her breathing .
i cannot count the number of times i've been ripped off a barstool & thrown in a cage .
i should probably get out of the house , yesterday kinda got away from me .
i don't like these people . but i like you .
why are we at a poor person's restaurant ?
don't touch my stuff , psycho .
no , i don't believe you . you're lying .
uh , i don't know , maybe because you're a lying bitch .
okay , look , i understand this stuff is really hard to hear .
let's just keep our voices down , okay ?
you think i care about these idiots ?
what is wrong with you ? you're making a scene .
how's that for a scene ?! dinner & a show !
i know what you're up to , & you're not gonna get away with it .
i'm sorry , you think you're in charge ?
once all this is gone , all that's left is this . & nobody wants just this .
wait , wait , wait ! i'm coming with you !
i will only go if i have your blessing .
if you need anything at all , do not hesitate to call 911 .
[ name ] , my beautiful angel !
i heard about that little accident you had .
so , this is it ! home sweet home .
holy crap , you're alive ...
what are you doing here ? are you living at my place ?
okay , i'm sensing some major hostility here .
i thought you were dead !
don't pay attention to him , he's no one .
— i'm just kidding ! oh , i'm so sorry , your face ...
no ... you're joking — this is a joke , right ?
i'm gonna go freshen up , this'll be fun !
my legs are heavy , but my mind is light ...
wait , why is my window open ?
do i look like i'm playing games ?
we both burnt that bridge , it doesn't matter who lit the match .
i need you to do me a favor , i did you a favor .
oh , thank god you're here . you've gotta help us .
oh , i'm not going anywhere .
what do you want me to do about it ?
knock - knock ... can i come in ?
oh ... i get it . you're jealous .
enough with the guessing games , i'm freaking out over here .
fine . i'll fix this myself .
i thought we agreed i'm the boss ?!
if you saw my silence as agreeing with you , that's on you .
don't take it personally , his heart just isn't for sale .
not now , [ name ] , i'm gloating .
[ name ] ?! since when do you smoke ?
HEY .. !! [ name ] . just the person i wanted to see .
i haven't gone this long without a smoke in years .
either be part of the solution or get the hell out .
well , now i feel like you're lying .
regardless of how we got here , i'm having a really good time .
is it ? is it creepy to be ahead of everybody at all times ?
i want to squeeze you around your neck until you can't breathe .
i said that forever ago when i was young and dumb .
if i were you , i would take this opportunity to lay low .
that's the opposite of what i just suggested .
[ name ] , you've been overruled .
i don't mean to offend you , you don't fit the [ surname ] brand .
it's already happening , we're becoming socially radioactive .
i'm sorry , that night is a blur of bad pinot and intolerable conversation .
oh , so you're a liar too ?
i was sitting at home , and then i remembered you're not my boss .
what's the matter ? little plan didn't work ?
consider this a small starter call.