Person A: I Hate You Person B: Wow, Well, Guess What? I Hate You Too Person C [in A Narrator Voice]:

Instead of losing his glass slipper he loses his paper bag

Okay, here me out. Flug is Cinderella, Black Hat is the evil stepmother, Demencia is one of the stepsisters, White Hat is the fairy godmother, and 5.0.5. is the prince Submitted By @ mumb0-jumb0

(I do not own White Hat, permission to use the image of White Hat was granted by the original artist @comixgum. Go support them!- Mod Mav)

sincerly

so, yesterday in math my physics teacher interrupted the class by abruptly opening the door and standing there, looking at the math teacher and demanding a kiss. 

The whole class stopped and for once, payed attention on what was going on.

Then, the math teacher, a 6′3 tall man, adorably nicknamed Jesus, slowly walked to the other, grabbed both side of his face and GAVE HIM THE MOST TENDER KISS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE .

AFTER THAT, THE PHYSICS TEACHER, A GRUMPY, SHORT, FOUR-TIMES DIVORCED AND OPENLY PARTICIPANT OF THE BLACK BLOC MOVEMENT FUCKING GIGGLED AND I SWEAR TO GOD I’M A SUPPORTING CHARACTER ON A GAY FANFIC.

PSA

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE GOING TO BE KIDS THAT WILL COME UP TO TALK TO YOU

YOU!!!! CAN!!!! NOT!!!! BE!!!! ANTI!!!! SOCIAL!!!! TO!!!! THEM!!!!

FOR REAL, I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GIRL DRESSING UP AS ANNA AND SHE WENT TO HER LOCAL MALL

SHE WENT INTO THE DISNEY STORE

WHEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO HER AND TRIED TO TALK TO HER

THE COSPLAYER WALKED AWAY 

AND LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL LIKE SHE WAS NUTS

THAT IS HORRIBLE

I USED TO DRESS UP AS SNOW WHITE FOR CHARITY EVENTS WITH CHILDREN

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWKWARD IT WAS WHEN OUR ELSA DID NOT TALK TO CHILDREN

SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING OR BEING AROUND THE KIDS AND THAT MAKES THE KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A CHARACTER THAT IS POPULAR AMONG CHILDREN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE TO KIDS

TO THEM, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MEETING THIS CHARACTER THAT THEY LOVE OR KNOW

IT IS UP TO YOU TO NOT BE A DICK

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

OTParty

Person A and B sneak into a party/club.

Person A: I think that guard spotted us.

Person B: I don't think he did, you're probably just paranoid.

--10 seconds latter--

Person A and B being chased down by the same Guard

Person A: I told you!

Person B: shut up! I have an idea

*jumps up on the stage*

Person B: Hey everyone! *Points vaguely to back of room* Don't freak, but there's a guy with a gun!!

*crowd freaks out*

Person A: You're crazy!

Person B: No, I'm a genius! Now let's get out of here while the guards are busy!

I am the best friend

So I um made a trio of new ocs and yeah…

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.