"sir please help me I'm los-" +Uncomfortable movement away from the lost child+
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
Denny's do you need help, sleep? Anything?
Why stop at spaghetti straps?
you people are welcome
-mod Black hat (who spent god knows how long on this)
Person A and B sneak into a party/club.
Person A: I think that guard spotted us.
Person B: I don't think he did, you're probably just paranoid.
--10 seconds latter--
Person A and B being chased down by the same Guard
Person A: I told you!
Person B: shut up! I have an idea
*jumps up on the stage*
Person B: Hey everyone! *Points vaguely to back of room* Don't freak, but there's a guy with a gun!!
*crowd freaks out*
Person A: You're crazy!
Person B: No, I'm a genius! Now let's get out of here while the guards are busy!
LIE! as a person from Florida I can debunk that! We can touch them! But if we touch too many at once THEN we'll die of hypothermia! please inform yourself before posting please
people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia
Lit fam.... I'm done
please don't follow me if you are kink account or very very nsfw my legs are smooth rn
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