Reblog To Give A Trans Man A Sword

Geralt: never yell into a Collander

Jaskier: ???

Geralt: you'll strain your voice

Jaskier: 😑

like stede would a million percent accidentally wander into fae land while flower picking he would just be a sweet little duck picking sweet little flowers and see a mushroom ring and think oh! how enchanting! and just fully frolic into it

and then just skip face first into unseelie king ed and offer him a fucking dandelion or something

and when fae king ed is like ur in my domain lovely human i’ll never let you leave he’s kinda dumb struck when stede is like okie dokie friend btw that is a fine silk robe u have…

Blackbonnet + Stede conveniently being at crotch level

geraskier fics where geralt is a warlord will always hit

by chilin20278

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

your tags on my stede drawing are SO NICE 💜💜💜 He's my special lil guy yeah :3

aw yay ! thank you so much for sharing ur hard work and love !

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH | Stede Bonnet Hi all! Nice to be here. I may be landed gentry, but I’m thrilled to be granted entry.