My Household Has Been Calling Our Winter Festivities "Fishmas" For Several Years, And Now That My Niblings

🫡 to the retail workers going to work today, braver than the troops

grits my teeth. they dont have to be parent and child they can literally just be friends..... they're literally both full adults. they can literally be friends. please. please stop nuclear family beaming them plea

She was silenced by the blare of the recorded trumpets through invisible overhead speakers. She ducked at the sound, eyes widening, as the short melody faded. At the last trill of the horns, a majestic voice boomed through the ball room.

"Please welcome to the 126th Annual Ball of the Eastern Commonwealth, a personal guest of His Imperial Majesty: Linh Cinder of New Beijing."

god is born

Okay, I've got one I'm curious about:

Add in the tags if you feel like your favorite Pokemon is unpopular/an uncommon favorite.

My favorite is Ninjask, and I've only had a couple other people say it's also their favorite.

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

"SURVIVING"

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So glad that my cat is still small, shes laying on my chest right now and if she was full sized i dont think i would be able to breathe as good