Reblogging Just For The Eyes

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE PERFECT SUMMARY

A Study In Pink [Sherlock] : what I retained

John: life is shit

Psy: ok

John: war

Psy: ok thank u now pay me

*some war nightmares and a gun later, in a park*

John: *life is shit face*

Mike: hey im the fat dude remember

John: hey life is shit, also war

Mike: cool, lemme introduce you to my sociopath gay friend who is not my friend because i dissappear from the whole serie after I make you two fall in love forever

John: what

Mike: eheh

*in a room with a dead body, a sociopath and a rejected girl loving dead bodies and sociopaths*

Mike: yo

Sherlock: *gay look towards the new pretty soldier* im interested but not showing it cause im a queen

John: here take my phone and all my clothes if you need

Sherlock: oW

Sherlock: afghanistan or Iraq

Sherlock: also Molly lol you ugly

John: * .....has stop working....*

Mike: eheh

Sherlock: i like cute blond army soldiers lets live together and do everything together from now

John: sounds good i dont find this creepy at all

Sherlock: *winks*

John:♡o♡

Mike: eheh

*new home*

Sherlock: call me by my first name but you can call me how you want i dont care. love me please

Mrs.Hudson: look at my gay baby boys

John: no

Sherlock: thank you

John: what a shit decoration taste

John: also you're pretty but you're website is shit

Sherlock: this was rude but you're cute

Sherlock: wanna see a corpse

John: wow so romantic im coming

*around a corpse*

Sherlock: deductions deductions deductions

John: how marvelous

John: take me

Lestrade: im out

Donovan: the psycho is a bitch

John: no you

*somewhere we dont care in london*

Mycroft: im the master of cameras

John: Ridiculous. I wanna find my new boyfriend

Mycroft: also the master of mysterious cabs

John: ok

John: hey you're a girl so im flirting with you because im not gay and im not into the cheekbones guy

Anthea: do i look like i give a shit

John: *entering another dark place* ridiculous.

Mycroft: i wanna scare you

John: ridiculous

Mycroft: look at my pretty umbrella

John: i just wanna go home you weirdo

Mycroft: i know everything about you

John: lol big coat man already did that im not impressed anymore

John: also war

Sherlock: *texting his new boyfriend*

John: gotta go, bye bitches

John: jusg taking my gun on my way

Anthea: do I look like I give a shit

*with pretty boyfriend*

Sherlock: lol nothing just wanted to see you

John: i find this perfectly normal

Sherlock: text a serial killer please

John: okay

John: wait wha-

Sherlock: you're better looking than my skull friend

Sherlock: date?

John: YES

John: I mean no because im not gay but YES

*during the not gay date*

Angelo: you cute and gay

Sherlock: thank you

John: no

Sherlock: eat

John: ok

Angelo: here some gay candles

John: no

Sherlock: thank you

John: you single?

Sherlock: this is literally a date

John: no

Sherlock: i dont like girls

John: cool

John: I keep that information

John: for no gay reason

John: *bi lipslicking*

Sherlock: RUN

John: WHEREVER YOU GO

Sherlock: lol it was a test, means you dont need your cane

John: what cane?

Sherlock: why are there idiots in our flat

Anderson: *idiots stuff*

Sherlock: *clash*

John: dats my boy

Sherlock: I solved the case

Cabbie: cool now come so i can kill you

Sherlock: no

Cabbie: but it's fun

Sherlock: ok

John: why the hell nobody noticed that the super annoying good looking detective left

Anderson: he is a psycho

John: oh you're the boyfriend of the bitch you bitch

*somewhere lost and dark that we can easily find with a gps*

Sherlock: im smarter

Cabbie: im smarter

Sherlock: this is a fake gun

Cabbie: you're smarter

Sherlock: but im playing your game anyway because my life is boring and death is fun

Cabbie: *gets shot*

Sherlock: oh no but this is not fun

Sherlock: how do i know if im the smarter now

Dying cabbie: moriarty

Sherlock: lets go for two seasons then

Sherlock: means 5 more episodes lol

*among useless policemen and police cars doing beep beep*

Lestrade: put the blanket on

Sherlock: I dont need a blanket dad i worked hard dad

Lestrade: who shot

Sherlock: my deduction skills tell me it's a cute blond army doctor but ive no idea who

John: *is here and good looking but still no gay*

Sherlock: oops

Lestrade: can you repeat everything because I'm cute and nice but not very smart

Sherlock: nope

Sherlock: but im putting the blanket on, look dad

Lestrade: it's all fine then

Sherlock: *throws the blanket away to look good in front of cute blond army doctor*

John: look at my innocent face

Sherlock: this shot was quite badass

John: okay it was me

Sherlock: hot

John: I know right

Mycroft: and now do i scare you

John: youve got a serious problem

Sherlock: stop playing with my date you little shit bro im the queen

John: okay weird fam

John: you idiot

Sherlock: ok but you're so cute when you say that

Sherlock: take me

John: what

Sherlock: another not gay date?

John: yes yes yes yes

John: with candles

Mycroft: ok i ship them

Anthean: do I look like I give a shit again

Masterlist of my Doctor Strange fan fiction

I’ve never done this before, but I had a new follower ask for a Masterlist of my fan fictions—and I thought, wow, why has that never occurred to me? So without further ado, here it is…

(most of these are Works-in-Progress; I just have so many ideas, and write in several other fandoms as well, so that I am too often remiss in making regular updates)

A Strange Slice of the Big Apple 

Reader insert; fluff and fun, includes the young Novices of Kamar-Taj and some timely interaction with The Cloak of Levitation 

Shadow Dancing  

Doctor Strange x Reader; angst, pining, friendship to romance to smut…and disco dancing ;-)

‘Friday in the Park with Stephen’ 

Stephen Strange x OFC; pre Infinity War; fluff with a little romance

14,000,604 

sequel to ‘Friday in the Park with Stephen’; Stephen Strange x OFC; angst, a bit of hurt/comfort, romance, smut

Physician, Heal Thyself  

explores the psychological effects of Stephen’s painstaking, devastating search for the one timeline to defeat Thanos (incomplete, as that theme is also explored in 14,000,604)

‘Faith is My Sword’  

Stephen must travel back in time to Camelot, to gather information to help him defeat a modern day threat in the English countryside; needs updating

Stranger Things Have Happened…Haven’t They? - 

told from The Cloak of Levitation’s point of view; possible tie-in to ‘Faith is My Sword’

Of Magic, Miracles, and Moonlight 

Stephen Strange x OFC; very slow-burn romance, angst, pining, magic that heals old wounds, magic that heals the heart…and smut; this one is my Strangebatch opus, with many chapters yet to come

(more titles under the cut)

Keep reading

Someone write a ficcc!!! Please!!!

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so i did this slightly irreverent updated anthology of BC dying in his roles for twitter; thought i’d share here too. 

he’s very good at it, isn’t he :-)

This just made my face light up so much!!

I'm crying!! 🥺

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite blogs (negotiable but positivity is cool) 🎶✨

They’re a different species I’m telling you!

Sherlock having a secret crush on you would include...

A/N: Okay, I love him bye I’m trash…also prepare for lots of Sherlock to come in the future bc I found my spirit animal in him lol okay bye I’m gonna really leave now…

MASTERLIST

so okay don’t expect this to be easy and quick bc he’s a mess but the fluffiest must beautiful human mess and Sherlock and emotional attachment…uhm yeah 

we all know he had a small crush on Irene but slowly falling in love with you, you can’t tell me that this wouldn’t be different

honestly, he’d fall very hard for you

SO THIS WOULD BE HUGE

firstly, he’d not know what to do with his feelings for straight up half a year and think he’s sick or something, or unintentionally high or as if he had lost it

he’d always get super nervous around you and extra cocky to prove his cleverness and such in front of you, probably up to the point his crush wouldn’t be that secret anymore 

basically, he’d be ALSO the smoothest charmer without noticing it

because brainy is sexy (no i didn’t just say that)

imagine you’d be Molly’s best friend (why do I stan this concept soooo much), and she’d be the first to notice that Sherlock, in fact, has a major crush on you

you’d probably be a student in London and would always join Molly at work during her lunch breaks

Molly would be disappointed at first but tbh she can’t help but ship you two

to everyone’s surprise Sherlock invited you to a case when he was at the morgue aka Molly’s working place, finding a stupid excuse to do so such as: ‘her thoughts don’t scream as obnoxious as yours when you worry about  your newest date, John.’ ‘i don’t even…’ ‘…date? yeah i know it never works for you’

he calls out your name a lot, idk why but I can imagine it really calms him down and you melt every time because it sounds just that good when he says it

he’d probably secretly LOVE it when you call him by his name because yeah, but he always whines when you call him with any silly nickname you can make up even though he secretly loves it

as he likes to observe (I mean that’s pretty clear, isn’t it?) everything on a daily basis, he LOVES to observe you

he always stares at you when he thinks you won’t notice it but his stares are always so intense that they literally make you feel flustered every time

at the point where you catch him staring: ‘Sherlock, this is getting creepy’ he’d be sooooo flustered and shy and not come up with a snarky response (probably after one minute of not moving but he’s not low key at all)

HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES?! okay, moving on

he probably loves to admire how your eyes crease when you laugh, how your hair falls into your face when you move or what silly faces you show him as a response to his smart ass talking

him acting like a whiny child in front of you to get your attention

probably has an obsession w your laugh and tries hard af to hear it often

as he’s soft, he’d probably start to show his affection only by defending you in arguments, bringing you food or coffee whenever you haven’t eaten/drunk anything or lend you his coat (which btw would smell amazing, I’m 100% sure) when it’s cold, or lend you any clothing because he loves the look of it

when he realizes how much you mean to him and how hard he has already fallen he pretty much tries to avoid you at all costs bc he can’t really deal w his feelings nor control them but indirectly he always seeks you out too

he cannot outrun his feelings this time

a lot of stuttering and forgetful Sherlock bc your presence is killing him AlWaYs like how did this boi solve any case at all in your presence?! how?

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if it comes to saving you or the kid or the time stone… i will not hesitate to let either of you die. i can’t, because the universe depends on it. nice. good, moral compass.