Nothing To See Here, Just Sherlock Holmes Being An Unfeeling Machine Incapable Of Human Emotion And Definitely

AO3 went down mid fic for me, but goddamnit they are LEGENDS. 1 minute after it went down, they were posting that they were looking into it. Bless you AO3 devs/support.

If you regularly blog about Johnlock, please reblog this so I can follow you

Physical Reactions

Blushing

Shivering

Eye rolling

Licking lips

Groaning

Becoming breathless

Smiling uncontrollably

Laughing

Crying

Stuttering

Getting goosebumps

Snorting

Moaning

Frowning

Raising eyebrows

Sighing

Heavy breathing

Smirking

Flinching

Heart beating faster

watch until the very end

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The second chapter is out now!! Give it a vote and do follow!! Smut warning xD

Heyy Steph,

I think this is the one you're looking for...

Hope this is the correct one.

<3

hi stephhhhh <333 i was wondering if you could help me find a fic????? all i remember is that sherlock was acting jealous/possessive over john and they end up fighting and john gets drunk w lestrade and falls asleep on his sofa with him and sherlock accuses john of cheating???? sorry its so vague i just really need that level of angst rn - also, do you have any new pining sherlock fics/angsty fics???? sorry for asking sm but your blog is actually the light of my life tysmmmm

Hey Nonny!

OMG.

OMG THIS IS BOTHERING ME. I’ve READ this one and I cannot remember which one it is. I perused the fics that I thought it was, but NADA. UGGGGGHHH anyone please?!?!

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

Random pauses in supernatural is fricking amazing!! XD

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This is "The Empty Hearse" Season 3 Fix-It you've been all waiting for!

A. K. A. How it really should've gone like, all it takes is Bollywood!

I was inspired by this post here to make this meme video about johnlock

Give it some love, I spent 10 minutes on this :'D

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