So So Serious

Ok boomer.

Smile

Anyone notice this??

Oh boy

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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ok my FOURTH time tryna post this but this is for @howlingchampion who got me into ultimate spider man

Rushed but me and my kooky pookie lol

The first picture is Gunmar in flashbacks, as he is. (More like the original, huh? OwO)

The second picture is Gunmar at the time of the main plot.

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ME WANT MORE

I AM SICK!!! I AM DEEPLY ILL!!! IT IS FATAL!!! KILLIAN I LOVE YOU. TRISTAN MCFORD I AM GOING TO DO THINGS TO YOU THAT WOULD GET ME BANNED FROM EVERY PUBLIC SPACE... I WOULD DO THINGS TO YOU THAT WOULD LEAVE YOU TREMBLING... I AM GOING TO DEVOUR THIS MAN I SWEAR TO GOD. HES CONSUMING MY BRAIN. THE ROT IS SPREADING. WHY IS HE SO SHAPED. I LOVE HIM PAINFULLY.

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