Accidentally Found A GOLDMINE Of A Ship. 11/10. I’m Doing Great. Will Be Unreachable For The Foreseeable

Aww sounds like the dodgeball of prophecy got your ass. Manifest carefully bestie 💕

I just saw one of my tumblr posts on my fyp that was the biggest jumpscare of my fucking life 😭

Further proof that I am a sensory seeker above all else. I shouldn’t like this yogurt. I know objectively that liking it is wild. But. Hear me out. This yogurt

Tastes EXACTLY

Exactly like this smells. I know you can smell it. The public restroom soap. The sweet one.

And objectively I know this should make me gag, but instead it’s scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. It’s not good? But it’s certainly interesting and was on sale at Costco, plus it fits into my meal plan so best believe I’m finishing the entire case and possibly repurchasing it. That’s all. Happy new year tumblr dot com.

“Yeah this was done by the power of who gives a fuck. It’s definitely a fuckin prank by the trickster god because this so-called god definitely doesn’t exist. I’m not falling for the prank. I’ll take the power but I’m not giving in. The dedication is funny with all the setup temples and fake followers but nope. I’m gonna be the first person to beat the trickster god at their own game. Fuck you and your imaginary pantheon, I’m a warlock I will not be a cleric.”

Put a twist on Clerics by having to gods give power to everyone who doesn't worship them.

Nothing quite breaks my heart like one of my posts that had been at 69 likes for days or weeks suddenly getting like #70. Like keep it at funny numbers yall. Respect the aesthetic of my blogs /j /s

Went to my favorite coffee shop to be productive and work and I forgot my headphones. Life is pain.

Should have never worn those plaid shorts as a child, now I’m gay and can’t consume media in a normal way.

The return to the closelands begins

guys i return from the farlands in about 8 days!!!

How did soda companies convince me to willingly drink brown water? The water color my ancestors avoided bc make sick?? But now in pretty colorful container it’s good? Clean? Safe to drink?

Wild.

Yeah what are you, a cop? Puki doesn’t have to answer you??

have u ever unalived some1?

You can say kill, it's okay. in some indirect way I feel we have all been cause to someone's misery and perhaps, even their deaths. Not just our actions, no, our inaction - our inability to step outside the thin-scope of our sheltered lives and lend a hand to those who must face the brunt of reality. We could be better, we could be holistically-giving, but we aren't; thus we are partially to blame for what happens, as even the smallest shift in sentiment can leave a wake miles wide, yet we do not budge, instead we are comforted by the warmth of our ignorance and willful-obfuscation.

The only reason I’m back is to see how long until I get *that* gif on my feed thanks to the new update. 👀