Just Read Harry Potter. Worst Fic Ever 0/10 Regulus And Sirius Are Dead And Remus Isn't Gay

look the skause & effect au is mostly b plots in a larger slice of life comedy

“The phrase see attached bibliography is the single hottest thing you’ve ever said to me” (prince henry)

and

“Mmm, yeah, say more big words” (Jane Su)

same scene, different fonts

and they were mad scientist buddies who saved each other’s little brothers through ethically dubious means <3

no one:

me cheering tao on when he was beating harrys ass with his fucking beanie:

deobis, tbz, ikonics, ikon, atinys, ateez, stays, skz, melodys, btob, fantasys & sf9 @ mnet rn:

y’all be giving her questionable qualities in some of the headcanons i see

Matthias really goes from this:

to THIS:

✨character development✨ (or the slow corruption of one Matthias Helvar)

I don't know about the rest of you but if my brother died and I became heir to the throne and then my cousin released a sex tape of me, I too would lose my absolute shit

i'm sorry, you're telling me that the Bastard of the Barrel, ruthless, scheming, criminal and murderer, Kaz Brekker saw "the harbor wind had lifted her dark hair, and for a moment Kaz was a boy again, sure that there was magic in this world"

and i'm supposed to just move on from that

ONLY TO SEE "she'd laughed, and if he could have bottled the sound and gotten drunk on it every night, he would have. it terrified him." THREE LINES DOWN?