YOOO Dude These R So Cool!!

YALL- 

I JUST POSTED MY REQUEST OPENING A WHILE AGO AND I ALREADY GOT SOME ASKS 

IM SO HAPPY U GUYS SHJDHJFDH ILL GET TO UR REQUESTS IN A BIT!!!

hello!! just recently found your acc and holy shit can i say that ur writing is SO GOOD DUDE every post u make is such a banger RAHHH!!!! Sorry if I'm coming on too strong btw, it's very late and i am not eepy at all </33

anyways! i was wondering if youd write a knuckles x reader where theyve been best friends since they were kids, and knuckles found out hes been crushing on them? i love the silly red man he needs all the love frfr. Thank you!!

Red dead heartbeat

Knuckles the echidna x Childhood Friend! Reader

AN: 《|| Hello Duckie! (Do you mind if I call you Duckie?) I'm so glad that you enjoy my writing, it makes me really happy to see that I have a few fans at least... you're not coming on too strong at all! It's pretty sweet actually! In any case, please enjoy this for now. ||》

FLUFF (pre realization)

◇| Knuckles, as the last of his kind, is a deeply lonely guy, so you'll have to forgive him for being distant with you when y'all first meet. Most likely, he's been on his own practically his whole life. . .

◇| he. . .he's gonna need a moment or two to adjust to having people around all the time, but he'll be fine.

◇| Depending on the kind of relationship the two of you have, he may try to herd you away from villans (COUGH COUGH EGGMAN COUGH) and may attempt to pull you out of/away from the action.

◇♡|| He means well, he does, but he's still incredibly nervous about loosing more friends. . . About losing you.

◇| If it really bothers you, he'll stop, but he's a massive worrywart about the whole thing. Anytime you get hurt, he's on you like a leech! Even if it's a minor scrape, hes still going to patch you up. . .then pound the guy who hurt you six feet under.(I am a firm believer in "motherhen" knuckles, and I will DIE on this hill)

◇| on a completely random note, he SUCKS at verbal comfort. Just, the WORST.He does, however, give the best hugs out of Team Sonic so. . . You win some, you lose some IG /jk

◇| I will be honest though, you ARE going have to help him with social cues sometimes. A life of isolation doesn't exactly make a guy the best conversationalist, you know.

(Post-realization)

◇| He wasn't even aware of his crush until Sonic pointed out that he seemed more relaxed around you. It. . . only takes a little bit of hard thinking for him figure out why.

♡| He's blown away by the thought that he- well, that he might like you a bit MORE than he previously thought, but at the same time he isn't all that surprised. I mean. . . It's you! Why wouldn't he be infatuated with you?

♡|Actually acts pretty normal for the most part, if a bit more affectionate.

♡| If when he confesses, he's gonna make it as romantic as he can. Maybe a moonlit stroll? Or some kind of picnic? (He's still torn on whether or not he should take you to the beach and confess tbh) but however he goes about it, he'll be a bit awkward but sincere

♡| Genuinely thrilled when y'all start dating, you have no idea! He's the best boyfriend you could ask for! <3<3<3

Me monkey brain thinking of the most down bad thing to ever say to Optimus Prime, Soundwave, Starscream, Scourge, Battletrap, Ironhide, Sideswipe, Ratchet, Dinobot, Megatron, Prowl, Jazz, Mirage, Barricade, etc

live photo of you trying to hold in ur demons (thirsty thoughts of several transformer characters)

hehehe mega milker 2000

you when you see Splinter from tmnt2012:

You hiss, eyes screwing shut as the pain on the back of your head flares.

Of all the things that would do you in, it was a rock. A damn pebble. Lovely.

The whole thing was just so horror movie cliche, you wouldn't be surprised if there was someone out there, groaning at your incompetence through a screen. You don't blame them; you would do the same if it were anyone else.

Unfortunately, it wasn't anyone else stuck in this situation, it was you. And as you hear the sounds of three pairs of footsteps approaching you, you knew you were done for.

You open your eyes to see three skeletons peering down at you, leering smiles adorning their faces. You don't even have to squint past the darkness of his hoodie to know that Dust has the same shit eating grin on his face like the other two, the smugness radiating off all of them in waves.

"Aw, giving up so soon?" Killer tilts his head with a coo. "Shame. I liked the chase."

Killer giggles, and the sound sparks mild irritation in you. Ass.

"Didn't think you'd be this much trouble," Horror rumbles with mirth in his eyes. "You did good, though. Haven't worked out that much in a while. But... Tripping? Really?"

The spark starts to burn. You didn't mean to trip, but you suppose the same could be said for billions of horror movie protagonists out there. But still; double asshole.

Fortunately, because you still have an ounce of self-control, you refrain yourself from talking. You'd rather bite back your tongue than have it cut off for sass.

Unfortunately, the moment Dust chuckles, the spark turns into a flame. One of the rare times he shows emotion, and he uses it to laugh at you. MEGA ASSHOLE.

You bristle, "Do you guys always take this long to kill your victims, or are you all just shit at your jobs?"

Killer does a mock gasp, "Whaaatt? You think we're here to kill you?"

He laughs and crouches down, empty eye sockets staring into yours. The spark is doused by a cold wave of fear, but a tiny part of it still flickers. You stare back.

"Why else would you chase me down?" You retort.

"Because... You're cute?" Killer grins.

You scoff, "That's not a real answer."

He pouts at that, and Horror uses this chance to crouch down to your other side. Your heart pounds at their proximity, feeling as if they were closing in on you.

"So we got a bit carried away with the chase," Horror admits, before his red eye light bores onto your face. "But we really aren't gonna kill you."

You pause at that, taking in his words with uncertainty.

"Then... What are you gonna do to me?"

Horror's smile grows wider. Dust takes a step forward, kneeling and leaning in. You can see his mismatched eyes and twisted grin.

"You're comin' with us."

Your heart drops. That sounds significantly worse than being killed.

What was that saying? Out of the frying pan and into the fire? Yeah. You feel like that's what's going on.

...God, I am so screwed.

They finally took you down 😧😳

Killer belongs to RahafWabas

Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale

Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

You belong to them, and you're coming with them.

Hey, here's a fun new game. Put "📓" or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about.

The lurker anon reappears! Thank you for answering my questions, and I’d love to hear the backstory of your macaque theme!

Also, I forgot to label myself. Silly me. Mmm 🤔… perhaps peach🍑 anon if it’s free? Because- unrelated to the cute and cheeky monkey man- I really, really love peaches!

YOO hello again!! And yeah, 🍑 anon is free!! I haven't tried eating peaches but they look so aesthetic,, the only peach flavored thing i tried was a peach drink and i ordered it PURELY bcs of LMK HHAHSHSAH

time for some blog lore..... THIS IS GONNA BE KINDA LONG AND RAMBLY SO BE WARNED-

Before this account was made, I actually had a different tumblr account for personal use (I never log into it anymore though lol) instead of writing. I was in the LMK fandom at the time, so I was reading x reader fics EVERYWHERE I could, from wattpad to tumblr to ao3.

And wouldn't you know it, when I was scrolling through the tags on tumblr I saw someone promoting their newly written fic they made on ao3!! I read it, loved the premise, and left a kudos and a comment (I think I left a comment? I'm not sure, I was a lurker as well when it came to reading HSDHSD).

Not too long after, I was scrolling through their blog and saw a post of them asking for any possible writing friends to interact. I thought 'hey!! i can write!!' and promptly sent them a dm. We chatted over our brainrot of the stinky monkeys and we grew to be pretty close writing buddies!! I even got to come up with a ship name for a pairing in the fic (the pairing was Macaque and Y/n, and Y/n in the fic was a baker, so I proposed the ship name 'Mooncake'. Still super proud of that ngl!! I'm pretty sure I made one for Wukong and Y/n too, but I forgot what it was </33 Mooncake was just so iconic to me).

We bounced off ideas from each other, and I sent them posts about Wukong (they were a Wukong Apologist and honestly, slay), and one of them actually managed to influence their characterization for him in a later chapter!! I was even writing my own LMK x reader fic at the time, and while I gave up on it after a while, they were the first person to ever read the first few paragraphs and gave me their thoughts.

Eventually, I had an urge to make a whole blog dedicated to x reader writings because I was inspired by them to make one, and when I told them they told me to go for it!!

Here's where the important bit comes in: This person's blog was themed around Sun Wukong. They're a Monkey King lover, they fucking love that stupid smelly monkey man!! So I told them "hey wouldnt it be funny if my blog was Macaque themed so we could match?" and they went "DUDE"

And boom!! That's the reason why my blog is Macaque themed!! I went through a LOT of custom tumblr themes (you know where you open someones blog and instead of being the regular tumblr blog layout its a totally new one that they customized themselves? Yeah that was me), meanwhile my friend just stuck to a simple 'Wukong pfp + header and orange background'. I think that matched our character themes really well HAHSAHSAH

Unfortunately, I'm sure that my friend is not working/active anymore. Their last post on tumblr was them apologizing for the lack of updates because of art school, and that was it. I don't know how long it's been since I checked up on the fic, but when I did, I found that their ao3 account was orphaned. So it's probably safe to assume that theyre not coming back to their tumblr acc either.

But still... I kept my Macaque theme. Even when my LMK interest started to fade and other media took over my brain, I refused to change it. Idk why, sentimentality I guess? It just felt wrong.

I have no idea where they are now, honestly. I just hope theyre doing okay. They were a super cool person, and I loved their fic and I loved talking to them and I loved being their friend!! Even if they probably wont see this post, I just want them to know how much of an impact they had on me. It was because of them I made this account, and got into writing requests and fics. And even if that didn't work out, they got me back to writing in general! They were an awesome person and they deserve everything good in life!!

Augugh this got sentimental... My bad!! Ngl, I've been secretly waiting for someone to ask me why my blog was Macaque themed, but the chance of that happening was really slim so I held the Blog Lore™ in. BUT NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY WHAT IVE BEEN HOLDING IN FOR YEARS RAHHH

Thanks for asking this, btw 🍑 anon!! Sorry if this was so rambly and long, my mind do be like that (incomprehensible to decipher sometimes). I'd love to see you pop in some more, if youd like!!

Oh!! And since ur a Wukong lover as well, you should read their fic!! It's unfinished, but I think you should give it a shot. The chapters are long, the writing style and interactions between characters are great, and the development and pining is well done!!

I realize that this sounds biased, but ermm..... IDC GO READ THEIR FIC!!! (/nf) Kudos and comment bcs they deserve it!! Even if they dont get to see it, I'd like to at least cheer them up on the off chance that they do.

Here's the fic!! And their tumblr acc too, because they make some pretty banging drawings for their writing!!

@butternut-zippersqaush

Which episode from lego monkie kid is your favorite?

HDSHHAS I HAVENT REALLY WATCHED LMK IN A HOT SECOND,, but if i can remember... I think the season 3 episode where they visited red son for the samadhi fire ring was my favorite!

Do your dishes you aquatic bird

Says this as I apologize for delay because of shitty internet

-🐢 anon

The dishes have been done!!

I am also saying this as I apologize for the delay in answering, not because of shitty internet but because Sonic Prime s2 is gonna come out on Netflix tomorrow and I am GOING INSANE

why does tumblr keep fucking with my background picture quality smh