Just Watched The Barbie Movie, And Barbie Being Aroace Is So Incredibly Real To Me

Update!!

Hey yall! Just came home from a long day at school and holy hell- 

IM ON THE TOP MOST POST IN THE LMK X READER TAG- AHDSJSDFHJFD THIS WAS SUCH A TREAT TO SEE!!

Since school is such an ass to me, I might not be opening my requests in a while! I’m still opening my ask box, but that’s only for answering questions and the like! Asks that are asking for request will unfortunately be deleted.

Sorry if I sound so harsh, but my life is a handful sometimes, so please be understanding!

BUT!! That doesn’t mean I don’t have any other LMK content coming up soon!!

I have this LMK fanfic in the works, a various x reader that I’m hoping to upload soon to ao3. If I have enough free time, I could churn out some chapters and hopefully have it out soon!

If you’re looking for more LMK x reader fics to read, I suggest reading my friend @butternut-zippersqaush​‘s fic ‘One with the Earth, Wind and Cherry Blossoms’. They’re a dear mutual of mine, so go show them some love!! 

Okay, I think that’s all I gotta say. See yall next time <33 :]]

Hey I'm bored send in your worst/best dating sim I wanna test it since I never tried and feels obligated as someone with no romance intentions or romantic attraction

-🐢 anon

WOAH ARO 🐢 ANON REAL??? /POS

anyways, I don't really play any dating sims (is aroace) BUT there is this one dating sim that I like and it's called 'Fools Gold: Dice, Death and Dating'. It's a DND dating sim with characters from DingoDoodle's DND series!!

It's literally so fucking funny (both the series and the dating sim) I'd love to see your reaction to it.

Here's a link if you wanna try it!

Cryodon Games

Fool's Gold: Dice, Death & Dating by Cryodon Games

Fool's Gold: Dice, Death & Dating is a TTRPG-inspired dating adventure game in which you, a daring adventurer, dive into the world's deadlie

Okay! So um, can I request a headcanon for SWK, Macaque and Nezha with a s/o who often loves to suprise them by giving Eskimo kisses or just straight up kiss their noses all of the time. Sometimes they even forget they are in public places while doing so too!

Reader is a she/her

/romantic

I hope this isn't too much! This is kind of my first time requesting, =.=

Don't worry! This is a pretty simple request, you did good!

I'm pretty sure the term 'eskimo kisses' are sort of offensive? Not dissing you, ofc, I doubt you had any bad intentions! So I'll just refer to calling it 'nose kisses' for this request :]]

Nose Kisses! (Wukong, Macaque and Nezha)

Sun Wukong

Bro loves your kisses so much

He is obsessed, you dont understand-

He thinks it's because of his monkey genes, but whenever you give him a kiss on the nose he just gets instant heart eyes

Automatically goes "aww" whenever you kiss him on the nose

You sometimes get him caught off guard with the kisses, but he recovers fast

Always pulls you in for a quick cuddle whenever you kiss his nose, or at least a quick hug

Most times, Wukong just (gently) grabs your face and then pulls you in so he can kiss you on the nose too

Other times he just full on gives you a smooch on the lips

VERY insistent on kissing you back, it's like his own personal code or something

DO NOT try to run away after giving him a kiss on the nose, HE WILL chase after you!

Will pepper your face in kisses if you ever tried

Overall, he is so happy whenever you kiss him on the nose. Or kiss him anywhere, really

Mans is touch starved, what did we expect-

Macaque

Won't admit it, but he secretly just waits for you to kiss him on the nose

Literally will set up an entire scene where there's an obvious opportunity for you to do it

He lays on the couch, pretending to be asleep? He's waiting for you to come up and give him a kiss

He somehow gets into a fight that got his face (particularly his nose) hurt? Says that you have to kiss him better for the pain to go away

Putting his face super close to yours whenever you're cuddling? Damn, his nose is looking pretty kissable don't you think-

He thinks he's being slick when he's doing this

He is not slick at all, you figured it out a long time ago

Why can't you just ask for kisses like a normal person bro, damn

Macaque is like, on the other side of the spectrum as Wukong

He obviously enjoys your kisses, but also... Doesn't want to show how much he loves it??

At least, not visibly. His wagging tail always gives him away though

He shows how much he appreciates your kiss by giving you a surprise nose kiss! He's a bastard like that

This guy is also really touch starved, he just has a harder time trying to show how much he loves it

Nezha

Is somehow always caught off guard whenever you kiss him on the nose

You'd think he'd get used to it over time, but nah. He's always somehow a bit surprised whenever you give him a nose kiss

Incredibly flustered when you first give him nose kisses. Especially when in front of other people

Not that he doesn't mind! He just isn't used to such affection

After you kiss his nose, he'd politely ask if he can kiss you back

He's a gentleman like that

Please don't bring up the blush on his face, he will refuse to acknowledge it

Nezha feels like he has to pay you back somehow with all the kisses you give him

Like, it's an entire urge he gets whenever you kiss him that he has to do something for you

(feel free to abuse this fact to get free stuff from him lmao)

Instead of kissing you on the nose, he'd just kiss you on the forehead or cheek

Sometimes, he'd kiss your hand like some sort of prince

Overall, not as touch starved as the other two, but definitely treasures your kisses.... Even if he does get jumpscared by them

Chance to encourage another writer go brrrr /gen

I saw you did letters!! I don't see much of those- How aboooutt..

What if the reader is away on a trip, and MK/Mei (Or whoever, really. I could even see Tang being set as the designated writer by the group) is writing them letters updating them on what's going on?

Telling them who misses them, what the others have to say, etc! You could even have it be set for after certain episodes (i.e. MK's clones, Macaque's first appearance, etc), if you'd want.

P.S.

Doing this first because, SDJHHJFJHDSHJ YOU ARE LITERALLY SO NICE TO ME,,, HHH,,,

This is gonna be set after the pilot, so Reader went on their little vacation a few days before everything started! Which means they missed out on a shit ton of action-

Monkey Gang sends Reader a letter

Being on vacation wasn't all that bad, really. While you loved Megapolis and all your friends, you decided that some R&R was in order and left for a few days. They've been sending you letters back and forth, each updating you on whatever was going on while you were away. This time, though, you feel that you might have missed out on something major during your trip.

The letter started out normal. The moment you saw the messy handwriting and little doodles squeezed in the paper instantly made you smile. MK never changes, does he?

But then you started reading.

Hey there, Y/n! Sorry we haven't been writing to you that much, but a lot happened while you were away! Not sure if you heard, but the city was under attack recently-

Your frown, a pinch of worry pooling in your chest. Did something bad happen while you were gone? Was everyone okay?

Don't worry, though! Everyone's a-ok!

You breathe a sigh of relief.

The city got destroyed, but other than that, everything's fine!

You jolt. The city got what?

Everyone else misses you a whole bunch. Especially after what happened! You missed a lot while you were away! Pigsy said something about telling you about everything when you get home, but I think I should say it now, just to give you a heads up.

A sense of foreboding seeps into your mind. Oh god, this won't be good.

While the city was getting destroyed, I found this super cool magical staff! I found it while delivering noodles and got chased by a flame demon, it was wild.

You choked.

What the hell happened while you were gone?!

But it's alright, I handled it! Turns out the staff belonged to (wait for it) THE MONKEY KING!! ISN'T THAT SO COOL?? I actually got to meet him too!! We all went to Flower Fruit Mountain to give it back, but in the end, I ended up having to save the city! Crazy right?

Your eyes widen.

... Excuse me?

Aahh, I promise I'm not messing with you!! It'll be so much easier to explain it in person, I swear!!

Pigsy said that you were coming back in a few days, I can't wait to see you again! Mei says to bring us something cool from your trip, and Tang says that he'll save you some noodles when you get back! Pigsy tells you to be safe, but he also said that he isn't just gonna give you noodles for free (I think he's lying though).

We're all so excited to see you home!! We love you :D

Sincerely, MK (The new Monkie Kid!!)

You slump backwards after reading the letter, shock settling into your bones. After processing what the hell you just read, an unsure (but hopeful) smile grows on your face.

Well, at least you'll have some wild stories once you get back.

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Sort of different than a usual letter, but I wanted to try this out and test the waters! Hope you like it!!

the sonic the hedgehog posts that i reblogged are getting more notes than my actual writing..... is this a sign i should write for the sonic franchise

Happy birthday to the silent blog 🥳🎉

-🐢 anon

YEAHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BLOG 🎉🎉

and oh man ur right,, my ass has really not been posting much here huh,, my bad-

not sure when i'll be able to get back into the rhythm of making new x reader requests since i've been pretty busy these past few days, especially with Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog (affectionate) on the brain like 24/7. And I still gotta watch s4 of LMK.... I haven't been that far into ROTTMNT either....

Welp! What happens happens. Here's to hoping in the future, I'll get back to the swing of things and start working on my old requests (still VERY sorry to people who sent them in </33). I might even post some STH x readers here and there, if I'm lucky!

But for now, happy birthday to this goofy blog! Yippee!!

You've heard of bootyshaker9000 and megamilker2000 now get ready for kittylicker5000

-🐢 anon

The Holy Trinity.....

Full Width Purple Dividers

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Requests closed!!

I got more requests than I expected! I'm closing the request box for now, so I can catch up on some longer/harder to write requests.

Thank you for all those who requested, by the way! I hope you guys liked how it turned out! For those still waiting, I'll get to yours soon enough!

Hope yall have a nice day/night!! Love u guys!!

Is tumblr being dumb? Did my ask go through? :(

-🍑 anon

WAH!! So sorry for the late response, 🍑 anon!!

These past few weeks my school was in Hell Week™ where we had to complete all these piled up assignments right before our exams. And ofc, after that was Exam week, so safe to say I was pretty busy </33

Don't feel bad tho!! Every time I opened my tumblr for a break I'd look into my inbox and seeing ur ask made me power thru the shit i had to do!! The motivation of having to finish stuff to answer ur ask was WILD dude!!

RAHHH MY EXAMS R OVER NOW AND MY CHRISTMAS BREAK IS NEAR SO FEEL FREE TO COME BACK AND SEND IN ASKS AGAIN!!