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Is tumblr being dumb? Did my ask go through? :(

-🍑 anon

WAH!! So sorry for the late response, 🍑 anon!!

These past few weeks my school was in Hell Week™ where we had to complete all these piled up assignments right before our exams. And ofc, after that was Exam week, so safe to say I was pretty busy </33

Don't feel bad tho!! Every time I opened my tumblr for a break I'd look into my inbox and seeing ur ask made me power thru the shit i had to do!! The motivation of having to finish stuff to answer ur ask was WILD dude!!

RAHHH MY EXAMS R OVER NOW AND MY CHRISTMAS BREAK IS NEAR SO FEEL FREE TO COME BACK AND SEND IN ASKS AGAIN!!

I just got this badge and I'm not really sure how to feel about it

Blog Birthday

so apparently, my blog is officially one year old. I honestly forgot when I made this blog, but YIPPEE!!!

IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF HOLY SHIT

happy pride. or whatever

Pfft robussy

-🐢 anon

YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

Hi!!! I saw your requests are open! May I request some dating hcs for Macaque and Sun Wukong??

Please and thank you! I hope you are having an excellent day /night! ^^

Dating hcs for Macaque and Sun Wukong

Hello!! Hope this fits your tastes, have a good day/night as well!!

Macaque

God, look at this damn emo

Ngl, even to this day, he's still bewildered how he managed to bag YOU of all people /pos

He doesn't really believe in love, at first. He was mostly focused on his revenge against Wukong, so he didn't really have time for relationships and all that

And then you strutted in his life and he's all 😳

LOTS of teasing and flirting. This smooth bitch will never ever run out of things to say about you

Throws in some compliments here and there, but he mostly lets his actions speak for him. Like how he carries you to your bed whenever you get tired and fall asleep somewhere uncomfy, or how he leaves some things for you with a cute little note whenever he leaves

Very big on Gift Giving and Words of Affirmation

They may or may not be stolen, but you appreciate the thought

He shows you mini shadow plays on a lot of stuff, either of his adventures on trying to get revenge on Wukong or some myths in chinese mythology

He does that little thing where he makes shadow puppets with his own hands and teaches you how to do it

You guys make silly plays together with that, and Mac has a ton of fun messing with you

Not a big fan of physical affection in the beginning, so take it slow with him

Like, give him some shoulder pats or snuggling into his side before the cuddles

You know, start small

He'll tense up whenever you do try physical affection, but he assures you he's fine

He gets more used to it as time goes on and eventually melts into your touch

Cue the touch starved Macaque

Mans will full on flop onto your lap expecting attention or cuddles or whatever

He will not let you go until you comply, the bastard is holding you hostage

Giggles or laughs whenever you just give up and return his love because he knows he got you

He lends you his scarf once or twice, but be careful because I don't think he ever washes his clothes

Steals your shower products and uses it himself. You once caught him using your face masks and he convinced you to join him

Frequent night terrors, please hold him close and whisper some reassuring words when this happens

Whenever you get nightmares, he's immediately by your side and comforting you. Whispers to you how you're okay and keeps on talking because he knows you like his voice

Speaking of...

he LOVES hearing your voice. He keeps telling you that he hears all the sounds in the world, but nothing can compare to how you sound like <33

He gets insecure sometimes, thinking that eventually you'll leave him (either by your own choice or if death gets you) and gets a crisis

He always ends up going to your place and silently cuddling you

He'll mumble for permission first or just straight up appear right next to you and wrap you in his arms

He barely speaks when this happens, he just wants to be in your presence to assure himself that you aren't going anytime soon

All in all, this man needs lots of love!! And he'll return those affections tenfold!!

Sun Wukong

Celebrity boyfriend who?

This guy is hell of a lot more bolder than Mac, that's for sure

He's also louder. Like he'll full on go "Y/n!!!!" whenever you come visit him in the mountain and charge at you for a hug

Big tease. Always goes "You know you love me, Y/n~" whenever you playfully get mad at him

Please, god, introduce him to hygiene. This stinky ass monkey has no concept of showers. Hose him down if you have to /j

Subtly shows off in front of you. If you (somehow) had no idea about his adventures, he uses it as an opportunity to show off how strong and cool he is

He'll do this by helping you with a lot of things using his powers

Oh you need to carry something heavy? Don't worry, your boyfriend the Monkey King's got that handled!

Gotta go somewhere quick? Pfft, don't sweat it, he could give you a ride on his cloud!

Need help cleaning your house? Clones are already there to help out!

Always somehow touching you. Either his tail is wrapped around your ankle or if your pinkies are linked, he's always somehow holding you

He is also touch starved, if you can't tell- /lh

He LOVES coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your torso in a hug. It spooks you sometimes and he chuckles as he buries his face into your shoulder

It's already kind of obvious, but he's big on Acts of Service and Physical Affection

He turns into a multitude of animals whenever you go out in public. He once transformed himself into a mouse and napped in your pocket while you did grocery shopping

Get used to having this man sleep on top of you. You are literally his own personal pillow. Grips onto you like a koala in bed

The baby monkeys love having you around!! Sometimes you play with them and Wukong always has to stop himself from melting because he thinks you're so cute

Bridal carries you a lot. He fucking loves carrying you.

If you ever mention that you need to get carried somewhere he'd go "SAY LESS"

He just loves holding you close that way

Shows you the best spots on his mountain to chill together. He once prepared a picnic for you guys on one of the mountain peaks to watch the sunset

He always sneaks in little compliments whenever you guys talk. Things like "Good job!" or "You did great!" whenever you do something

Actually gives out great advice?? It makes sense, since he's like, immortal but he sometimes gives you a piece of really wise advice and you get shocked

"See, I can be wise if I want to be!"

"Yeah... It's still surprising though"

"Hey!"

It's all in good fun though!

He probably picked up a lot of hobbies, so he'll try to teach you some stuff he once was into

He'll be super proud of what you make, regardless of the result

"What, no, what are you talking about? This looks great! We should put in somewhere in your house."

He doesn't say it much, but he would literally do anything for you. He's definitely a keeper!

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Hope you liked it! I'm still trying to get a hang of Macaque, but SWK was fairly easy to write!!

Hey just wanted to know if request are open now?was thinking of some plots here but don't wanna be uncomfy or anything!

-🐢 anon

Requests aren't open sadly </33 still gotta work on the ones in my inbox,,

But tbh, feel free to ramble about any plots to me either way! I'd love to hear whatever brainrot you have!!

Hello duck! Sorry for the late response. Life is a bit crazy. I’m glad my presence and my rambles are welcomed with open arms here!

For your question, I’m not sure which trivia you know... Especially if it’s about Sun Wukong… however, I suppose one of the most interesting facts I’ve learned is that the original Six-eared Macaque actually never was said to have six ears. The six-eared actually refers to the six senses, sight, hearing, smell, taste, touch, and mind.

Also, did you see about the new Black Myth: Wukong game? I heard about it weeks ago, but it finally has a release date now! I’m so excited for it.

Lastly, I have been absolutely binge watching anything from Cy yu, aka Alejandro Saab, the new voice actor for Macaque. (RIP Billy Kametz, a dear friend of Alejandro Saab) It absolutely broke my heart to hear that when he took on Billy’s roles, he had Billy’s voice playing over and over just trying to do his best to replicate his voice… I can’t even imagine how hard that must’ve been to do… but he did so well! I hope he gets all the praises he deserves.

Anyways, I hope things are going well for you. Christmas is just around the corner, and I’m hoping you’re spending much of your time with loved ones!

-🍑 anon

Life do be crazy like that. I'm sorry my response is so late as well- hopefully both of our lives get a bit easier soon!!

ooohhh fr? thats super cool ngl!! wonder where the six ear thing being just hearing came from,,, kinda obvious why, bcs u know. EARS. but a cool fact nonetheless!!

YOOO I HAVENT!!! I think i remember watching a demo gameplay of it when I was still in my JTTW/LMK phase. So hyped to see it release soon, cuz it looked great!! Hope you get one once it releases!!!!!

Yeah,, haven't watched s4 yet cuz I lost interest in the fandom at that point, but hearing about Bill's death was so shocking. It's super sweet that his friend got the role. I'm sure he did great!!

What things have u watched that features Alejandro Saab btw? Voice acting be crazy because sometimes I'd search up a voice actor and find out that they also voiced a character from a different show that I liked? And also sometimes get extreme whiplash from the differences in characters?

Case in point: Did you know Daran Norris, voice actor of Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents, also voiced Knockout the super sexy transformer from Transformers Prime? LOOK UP KNOCKOUT AND LISTEN TO HIS VOICE. THE FUCKING RANGE. I WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER KNOWING THIS.

Ty 🍑 anon!!! I hope christmas treats u well too!!! I actually did celebrate something with my family + cousins today, it was nice seeing them again!!

oughh idk how to end this but RAHHH ADVANCED CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

I mean no one was expecting for the electricity's box to explode literally besides the library (where i was at) so it's fair.

Also is 🐔 anon spelled cock anon or chicken anon?(COCK LOL)

-🐢 anon

ohhh i see

ok this is gonna sound outta pocket but i sort of had a similar experience?? me and my class moved to this one classroom bcs our aircon was broken, and during lunch we smelled something smoking but we didnt know where. and then after dismissal, one of the lights on the ceiling exploded.

so we had to move back to our original classroom lmao

no one got hurt, and I hope thats the same w u!!

also: PLEASE CALL THEM COCK ANON PLEASE ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

May I request a wukong x reader who has insomnia

Sure thing! I myself don't have insomnia, so if I get some things wrong, someone tell me! I don't like spreading misinformation about stuff like that

Wukong x reader with insomnia

Okay so I know this is going to sound weird, but literally when you first told him about your insomnia, he immediately asked if it was because of his loud ass snoring

This is assuming you guys both sleep in the same room btw!! But when you say that it isn't (though it kind of does bother you a tiny bit) he starts looking up ways on how to help you deal with your insomnia

Insomnia is mostly caused because of one's lifestyle, or something that's making the person have a messed up sleep schedule, so once he realizes that he is going to demand that you take a vacation

He does it very subtly though. Like he keeps dropping hints here and there for you to take a vacation, or at the very least take some breaks

He whines that you aren't paying enough attention to him and forcibly removes you from your work and cuddles you in your bed

You literally can't fight him, he is so much stronger than you

Just give in, he gives the best cuddles anyways

Full on gives you a strict bedtime and wake time you gotta keep consistent with. If he finds that out you're one minute late, he is at your side IMMEDIATELY

Becomes your new exercise coach. You guys jog together and do some basic exercises early in the morning. If you ever complain about it he'll just smile and tell you to keep on going because you're doing such a great job right now and it would be a shame to just stop!!

Tries his best to help you limit your naps. Which is hard for him because he LOVES afternoon naps with you. He sucks it up though, because he really wants you to be healthy

Forbids you in taking coffee/alcohol. Instead he insists that you start drinking some tea instead. He won't force you to, but it's a healthier alternative and could help you greatly with your insomnia

If you end up liking the tea, he'll get you a whole ass bag of it. Don't ask where it's from.

He goes to Sandy and asks for some tea recommendations to help with sleep. It ends up working really well, and it tastes great too!

He doesn't know much about mortal things like this, so he tries really hard to help you with it. He's searching the internet for remedies and asking MK and the gang for help. Wukong even once considered using some mystical substance to help you, but he puts that on the back burner for now, because he wants to learn more natural ways to help you than resorting to that

Wukong really does love you and can be a bit overbearing during these. If you tell him to tone it down he will, but he still tries to help you.

You're his partner! You deserve a good nights sleep!!

Seriously though, if you still have insomnia after all this, he's throwing hands with any and all dream gods

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Hope you liked this!! A bit shorter than the other things I wrote, but this was super fun to write!!