Why Do We As A Society Keep Coming Back To Sex Jokes?

Hello (^O^)／ How are you? This is my first time sending you a message. (Don’t mind me, I’m a lurker breaking out of my shell 🫣)

I have three questions if you don’t mind!

• Would you say Macaque is your favorite LMK character?

• When did you join the LMK fandom?

• Lastly, If you were teleported into the world of LMK, what’s the first thing you’d do?

Hellooo!!! Super glad to have you here!! My inbox is mostly empty aside from IRLs and turtle anon (and also unfinished requests.... ruh roh), so seeing this was a nice surprise :]] and yeah, I don't mind the questions!!

Again, it's been a while since I've rewatched LMK, but I do remember loving the stinky shadow monkey! the shadow powers plus all the angst™ made him a pretty cool character to me. I don't remember if he was my favorite, but he was high up in the characters that I liked. Kinda ironic, considering my blog is literally Macaque themed, but there's actually a story behind that! I don't think I should tell it rn though, since it'd be offtopic and I'd be rambling HAHSHAS- if you wanna hear it, then dont be afraid to send another ask!!

Hrrhghg lets see... I think somewhere around the end of 2022 - 2023? I'm pretty sure it continued farther into 2023, but then my interest slowly funneled out in favour of TMNT,, I do remember that when I joined, it was when season 3 was just released. Very lucky timing, ngl!!

Dawg, I'd head straight to Pigsy's Noodles and get me a meal. Like, I need to see what the hype is about. Obviously, you got Tang being the local Pigsy's Noodles Fanboy and even PIF tried a bite and literal FIREWORKS went off in her mind at the tiniest of nibbles. Like, cmon, I gotta know what it tastes like.

this is uhm actually the first time I'm requesting soo.. can I get a macaque x reader angst to fluff?, like Macaque has been avoiding them due to his trust and Abandonment issues and thinks their gonna leave for Wukong?

-🪷

Hello! This sounds like a fun request, but I unfortunately can't write it. Please read this post to know more! I'm sorry if this sounds mean, and I'd love to take another request from you next time!

Well let's hope you don't forget about them and they get buried in your drafts until so long!but with the absence of the other people this feels like an private chat on Tumblr except.. it's not 😅

I'm glad my random thought appealed to you for the fic!these drabbles just come in and out randomly

-🐢 anon

honestly knowing me, id probably forget 💀

and yeah ur fr like one of the only people that come in my askbox to chat!!

i am very lonely /j

and honestly mood!! sometimes your brain just gives you ideas for stories then dips

@chicken-blitz13

crawling out of my grave to @ you in this

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

The post where I do vague cultural worldbuilding headcanons for Sonic characters??

Sonic and Knuckles are mountain man bros in the sense that they both grew up in the wild raised by animals. They dunk themselves in a river, call themselves clean, and then fistbump about it. They eat fruit right off bushes. Knuckles can find you a damn good tuber in a pinch and Sonic would be able to snatch you a worm if you really wanted it. Knuckles finds it difficult to pick up on mainstream cultural customs but Sonic's always found it easy now that he's older.

Tails and Amy, meanwhile, grew up in towns. These towns had a definite human influence, hence their possession of first and last names, but they still grew up in a Mobian in-group of sorts. They know proper fur/quill care, feel that it's gender non-conforming for a boy to wear clothes and a girl to go without them, and are adept at reading ear/tail gestures. Tails was never really one for any small-town slang but Amy still uses more rural phrasing even now that she lives in a larger city.

Rouge grew up in a large city, so she's more well-versed in cultures other than her own. She's adopted some human rituals because she thinks they're fun, like face masks and shaving some of her body fur. She loves exploring human cuisines because they're "exotic" to her while Mobian cuisine are comfort foods. She's fluent in several different kinds of slang along with the gestures/manners of the different cultures.

Shadow was raised by humans. His mannerisms are unmistakably human. From wearing human-sized shirts around the house, to having a taste for "human" comfort foods, to being completely unable to read ear/tail gestures in conversation, any Mobian is able to peg him as an outsider pretty quickly. While he's absolutely embraced proper quill care, Rouge had to first point out to him that he was doing it wrong- using human shampoo is not going to cut it, hun.

Omega is. . . weird. For the most part, he's predictably alien: what few social customs he's bothered to learn he has to have observed first. Rouge has been a helpful educator on the rare occasion he gives a shit, usually in regards to slang translation to add to his dictionary. He's almost more like Knuckles in the sense that he was isolated and now he's playing catchup. Sometimes, sometimes, though, the assumptions Omega makes will lean more towards human biases. Anyone who values their life knows not to ever point that out to him.

Metal Sonic reads like a robot imitating a human imitating a Mobian. Yes, he can imitate Sonic's gestures, but it's the movement in between that's uncanny. The physicality of his limbs. The weight of each step in his out-of-combat walk cycle. It screams "human". Most of his cultural knowledge, the little that he has, comes from observing Eggman's daily routine. But Eggman is just one human, and an isolated and eccentric one at that. Metal Sonic could recognize a refrigerator but not a washing machine, could recognize a plate and fork but not any other kitchen cookware. His knowledge is piecemeal. His imitations are incomplete. He was designed for combat, nothing more. His unconscious attempts to fill in the gaps are illogical, aren't they?

Silver is permanently locked into a culture called "survival mode". That's a joke, but only mostly. His behaviors more closely match that of someone growing up in extreme poverty. He can't stand to throw stuff away and he has a hypervigilance about danger that someone who grew up in a "bad neighborhood" would understand. Not to mention that any cultural values he has learned are a few hundred years out of date, so his guesses at any customs tend to be slightly off.

Blaze is from a different dimension, which basically reads as just a different culture than the one that's prominent where most of Sonic's friends reside! She actually gets a kick out of sharing her customs and comparing them to everyone else's. She's also from an extremely privileged walk of life, though, and it definitely shows no matter how much research she does to try and be less ignorant about how "normal" life works.

I don't mind it bro it's cool and wholesome, be the best writer the world wanted

-🐔

MY GOD THE NEIGHBORS HOUSE IS ON FIRE IM NOT JOKING

The other neighbors are trying to break open the door to try and cease the fire but GOOD GOD i hope the guy who owns the house is ok

For context the house exploded randomly

-🐢 anon

??????

🐢 ANON WHAT /LH

bro ur literally living the fanfic author life like DAMN

i hope the guy is ok as well,, but damn what is it with you and explosions /j

extra doodles below

YALL- 

I JUST POSTED MY REQUEST OPENING A WHILE AGO AND I ALREADY GOT SOME ASKS 

IM SO HAPPY U GUYS SHJDHJFDH ILL GET TO UR REQUESTS IN A BIT!!!

My life be exotic frr i mean who ever almost died of an explosion in school like?sad part is because of that i had to walk on the rain all to my house :( but I'm okay don't worry duckie!

-🐢 anon

🐢 anon what even happened-

IM GLAD UR OK BUT LIKE.... DAMN BRO.... YOURE NOT HURT OR ANYTHING RIGHT??

I am sending you all the warm drinks and blankets through the screen RIGHT NOW!!!!! Someone as awesome as u should NOT deserve a near death experience via explosion