Tell no one
masterlist
like truth and home (abo)
start carving, darling
for fear that you'd find out (how i'm imagining you)
knowledge and intrusion
just a touch of your love is enough
hellfire
as time goes by
let me be your own icarian carrion
heaven is not fit to house a love (like you and I)
i'm starving, darling
heaven and hell were words to me
the way to the heart
the language of the soul
my american boy
scattered moments
hyacinths
lover be good to me
living it with you (more will angst than hannibal trauma)
eye of the storm
home is where the heart is (but that's not where mine lives)
turning back time
somebody might die but nobody gets hurt
a charmed life
monster
high on love
i'm in love with you
through my eyes
fluids
mornings
butterflies
thirteen minutes
honey don't feed me (i will come back)
☼ fluff ☽ smut (17+) ☁︎ suggestive ⛈ dark content (17+)
note: fem! and gn! labels are given based on the use of pronouns and anatomy; fem! fics use 'she/her' or labels such as 'girl' as well as explicit fem anatomy, GN! has no use of gendered pronouns or labels and anatomy is ambigious
mike has a thing for recording ☽ GN!
matt is obsessed with you, and bad at hiding it ☁︎ fem!
mike is a grumpy bf ☼ fem!
mike w an impulsive and nosy gf at freddy's ☼ fem!
phone sex w mike snippet ☁︎ GN!
mike is just a bit of a perv ☁︎ fem!
mike tries to keep quiet but you feel too good ☽ fem!
abby matches up you, her new teacher, and mike ☼ GN!
mike can be a bit of a brat tamer when needed ☁︎ fem!
slightly brat!tamer mike will make you participate ☁︎ fem!
mike needs you to keep him awake at work ☽ fem!
mike trick or treats against his will ☼ fem!
mike is too shy to ask for it (he's obvious about it) ☽ GN!
dad!mike's first halloween with a newborn ☼ fem!
flirting with mike as a playboy bunny ☁︎ fem!
mike eats it from the back ☽ fem!
accidental couples costumes ends w bathroom fucks ☽ fem!
mike who goes "you still with me" ☽ fem!
mike goes cross eyed when he's about to cum ☽ fem!
mike won’t just let you shower ☽ fem!
more than friends w vanessa, and mike is a third ☁︎ fem!
My heart belongs to you
masterlist
note: this is going to be a super long post, you're welcome. (you can find more through my Ao3 profile (berzattohugs) also i don't know some tumblr usernames, but if you do please let me know so i can tag them! happy reading :)
legend: ongoing | completed | multiple works
get ready for a gapers' delay if you're heading down Sheridan Road, folks! (Find an alternate route if you can) by anxiety_croissant (@anxietycroissant) and turbulenthandholding (@turbulenthandholding)
“Carmy, sorry but… this is the first day off we’ve both had in weeks, and I got Lisa to trade shifts with me so I could spend time with you. I never see you anymore,” Claire complained, sighing softly. “I know The Bear is important to you, but like, we’re important, too. Right?”
sydcarmy through claire's perspective
the million little things by peachybunnybabie (@ethxocore)
favourites: like kasama (marriage of convenience au), the constant (six things carmy loves about his girlfriend), the support (six things sydney loves about her boyfriend, our thing (sydney and carmy celebrate christmas together)
avenues all lined with trees by oysterknife (@purposechef)
“you're a lifesaver,” the mother-of-the-bride gushes. “I didn't want to go with just anyone. The groom is a bit of a foodie, so I wanted a caterer who could impress.” Syd is about to call it quits for good on Sheridan Road. But then she gets a last-minute request to cater a wedding.
yes, chef by shareece (@bootlegramdomneess)
favourites: food is a universal language (Carmy and Sydney are two peas in a pod.) you are what you eat (Some time after the grand opening. Life is lifing. Carmy is in therapy. Sydney is being a supportive partner. Richie is going to Italy and really it's all about making connections.)
rules for fake dating an italian by poorlittlegreenie (@poorlittlegreenie13)
wanted: Female, aged 20-30, to be my date for Christmas eve dinner with my Italian family. Must be willing to eat my mom’s cooking. No physical intimacy required. No strings attached—I will drive you home after. 4pm-10pm, 12/24. Salary negotiable. Call Carmen: (773) 555-0901.
a new take on faith by linascribbles (@laviejaguardia)
the fridge guy’s name was Terry. They got the lock replaced a few weeks ago. There are no more torn tapes on the containers. The pans are on the right side. They hired a new line cook that doesn’t do meth. Nat’s belly is getting bigger by the second. Carmy hasn’t mentioned Claire since friends and family. Syd and Carmy haven’t really talked to each other in weeks.
if i didn’t love you, it would be fine (I know that’s a lie) by melodicchaos (@pacinglikeghosts)
when placed in a series of events based in misunderstanding, carmy and sydney decide to start fake dating. however, when real feelings get mixed with a relationship formed on carefully crafted lies, they realize they may have bit off more than they can chew.
copenhagen (let me go home) by turbulenthandholding (@turbulenthandholding)
6 months after The Bear opens, Carmy goes to Copenhagen for a short guest stint at Noma before it closes and realizes some things about his life back in Chicago.
scraping together by mila_milax (@milamilamilax)
is it fucked up to ask out the caterer at your brother’s funeral? Probably. But today is already pretty fucked up, and he’s done it now.
a need to amuse and enjoy by sashafiercer (@sashafiercest)
Sydney and Carmy learn how to offer each other amusement and enjoyment that will last the rest of their lives.
there we two, content by puzzlepuppy (@sydneys-adamu)
carmy, sydney and the adventures of cat parenting.
do me a favor? by onlytheredumbrella
sometimes we bypass the red flags and say, "Why shouldn't I make a baby with my best friend slash business partner?"
small plates by novelsandnoodles
favourites: as you wish (Richie and Natalie notice that Carmy loves saying no. Except when it comes to Sydney.), you put me on (Carmy lends Sydney his sweater. It’s far more distracting than either planned.), I don’t wanna look at anything else (a soft morning with Sydney and Carmy leads to a life altering question.), forgotten lunches and forgotten kisses (Sydney left home this morning without her lunch or her goodbye kiss. Carmy has come to give her both.)
soul meets body by turbulenthandholding (@turbulentandholding)
Emmanuel is unable to make himself say the words to his daughter: you, somewhere, have a soulmate, and the permanent marks of their life will be written across your skin for all of yours, just as your life is being written on theirs. No, I don't know who or how to find them. No, I don't know why. It's like magic, baby, in this sad and awful world of ours where magic does not exist and bad things happen all of the time.
the mark of a lover is patience through time by 924inlegend
five times Carmy and Sydney are mistaken for a couple and the one time it isn't a mistake anymore.
in another world it’s still you by puzzlepuppy (@sydneys-adamu)
favourites: the singing of a body (soulmate au), this heart with all its changing hues (rewind in time, sydney and carmen meet at CIA. it's not an instant friendship.), wind and water; cloud and fire (soulmate au)
my stomach's all in knots by sunflowerayo
Claire isn’t dumb. She wouldn’t have gotten anywhere in life if she was. Surviving in East Chicago, becoming a trauma nurse, all of it. So Claire knows she isn’t imagining the tension between her boyfriend and his business partner.
forever by noangeleitherr (@noangeleither)
a story of Sydney and Carmy's relationship and building love and life around grief.
take care by oysterknife (@purposechef)
Ingredients: - 1 culinary school dropout - 1 recently fired CDC - 48 hours in New York City
Steps: 1. Have a panic attack; drop out of culinary school. 2. Accidentally become the head food critic of the New York Times. 3. Write a review that gets the CDC of Eleven Madison Park fired. 4. Let sit until you have an emotionally unwieldy mess.
commute by somberiety
“i love a matcha. I always try to make one at home with the-” she makes a whisking movement with her fingers, sweeping in her imaginary mug. He mirrors the motion softly at the back of her neck, curtains of black and blonde sway by his fingers. He feels Sydney trailing into his touch and seeks more. He’s so fucking needy in the middle of this packed running metal tube.
inspired by that video from the baseball game
housed by your warmth by amiera (@amieraisposting)
favourites: it's all for you, everything i do (Syd and Carmy's journey navigating pregnancy.), bubbles (Carmy and his daughter stumble upon a kitten during a rainy day.)
don't be alarmed if i fall head over feet by romancier
love is blind au
pot & kettle, hand in glove by shroooms
five times claire has a hunch, and one time her hunches are confirmed
stay with me wherever you go by puzzlepuppy (@sydneys-adamu)
carmen (emotionally balanced) and sydney (also emotionally balanced) are well equipped for long distance and handle it very very well and very very normally. not.
taking the long way home by ogigia
sydney trying to be a normal adjusted adult who doesn't have feelings for her business partner technically boss coworker maybe best friend definitely the best kisser she has ever encountered.
child with a child pretending by emilybrontay (@emilybrontay)
Before she meets Carmy, Sydney has a baby.
fuck we gotta hear a song before the match?????
i am old and tired just give me my wrassle please
You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color… and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything; you don't go into the sunlight. How old are you? Seventeen. How long have you been seventeen? …a while. I know what you are. Say it… out loud. Say it. Vampire.
BELLA SWAN & EDWARD CULLEN TWILIGHT │ 2008
BEST OF SHOURTNEY
the wait is finally over!! this list has every video of the best shourtney moments over the past 9 years. (yes, all 64 videos are individually linked) this took me a very long time (10+ hours) so i would really appreciate it if yall reblogged and followed me :P enjoy!! <33
- DONT WIN MARIO KART
- SMOSH MOUTH #27
- COURT IS IN SESSION (BAF ALL RISE)
- JOYCON HIDE AND SEEK (1,2, SWITCH)
- BOOZY PAINTING ANTHONY STREAM
- MAKING OURSELVES IN THE SIMS
- RELATIONSHIP REDDIT STORIES
- AM I THE EX? REDDIT STORIES
- SMOSH MOUTH #1
- SMOSH MOUTH #18
- SMOSH MOUTH #23
- MYTHICON VLOG
- LARGEST HIDE AND SEEK W/ PRESTONPLAYZ
- ARE WE CRINGE? (IDIOTS PRESENT)
- CHOSEN + BRIANNA POPPY PLAYTIME #1
- CHOSEN + BRIANNA POPPY PLAYTIME #2
- CHOSEN + BRIANNA POPPY PLAYTIME #2 (PART 2)
- BUSINESS WALRUS
- SMOSH OFFICE HIDE AND SEEK
- UNO GONE WILD
- WHO KNOWS COURTNEY BEST?
- GUESS WHO? ASSUMPTIONS ONLY
- EXPOSING YOUR WEIRDEST PURCHASES (WHAT'RE THOSE)
- HOW TO PAINT W/ BARB ROSS
- REAL COUPLE VS SHIPPED COUPLE (SAMLIVIA VS SHOURTNEY)
- COURTNEY GIVES COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER A MAKEOVER
- HOW TO FLIRT
- SMOSHCAST #48
- SMOSHCAST #69
- SMOSHCAST #75
- SMOSHCAST #82
- SMOSHCAST #85
- EVERY COUPLE EVER
- WORK GIRLFRIEND VS WORK BOYFRIEND
- SURPRISING SHAYNE W/ A GRADUATION CEREMONY
- HOW FAR WILL IT STRETCH? (GMM)
- CAN WE SHRINK IT? (GMM)
- WHY WE'RE BAD AT DATING
- WHY WE'RE BAD AT DATING APPS
- 6 PEOPLE IN A TINY CAR MUKBANG
- TRYING ACRYLIC NAILS
- WE INVADED SHAYNES HOME
- TRUE CONFESSIONS SHAYNE, COURT, IAN
- HOW TO FLEX
- SMOSHCAST #1
- SMOSHCAST #13
- SMOSHCAST #19
- SMOSHCAST #20
- SMOSHCAST #30
- SMOSHCAST #31
- SMOSHCAST #34
- SMOSHCAST #37
- SMOSHCAST #44
- 2 TRUTHS 1 LIE
- SCHOOL FOOD VS DOG FOOD
- I FOUND AN OLD BOX OF MEMORIES IN MY CLOSET
- 2 TRUTHS 1 LIE (COURTNEY FREAKIN MILLER)
- TNTL #9
- SPIN THE BOTTLE W/ DAMIEN
- LIFEGUARDS (DAY JOBS)
- TNTL #2
- TWISTER SQUAD VLOGS
- CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY SQUAD VLOGS
- TOUCH MY BODY CHALLENGE
If they ever make talking about your spouse a crime this man is finished.