Heyo! I’m Back With Another! This Ones For You @pineappletheatrekid

I don’t like this how many chapters are left— OH GOD NO IM 23/24 THIS IS IT THIS IS NOT.A. DRILL I REPEAT NOT A DRILL

So there was this kid at our school who worked at Texas Roadhouse, and if you’ve ever been they have literally the second best rolls in existence. But every so often he would bring and entire tote bag full of these rolls and chuck them at people in the hallways and if you caught it you got to eat it. I am not ashamed to say I ate one off the ground before. The freshmen all called him breadman bringer of bread. One time he came in a dragon onesie and had an entire garbage bag full of bread. He is legend.

You said fill your inbox with cool things and I want to interact so here are a couple of weird things from my school.

1 Choir teacher 1: I drove 40 minutes to get lunch today.

Choir teacher 2: You are an animal, you’re more animal than man.

2 The time a girl was selling a 100 pack of worms on strings for 10 bucks a pop and sold out within a day. (My friend bought two and made them into earrings)

3 And

✨Bread Man✨

1, i love it and choir teacher #2 sounds like me

2, i mean i would have bought them too

3, tell me more about this mysterious/amazing sounding bread man

🎶STAND BACK BUENOS AIRES🎶

Oh my god it’s the Gerber baby

An analysis on Finn Hudson and “what the hell house is he in” -prompted by @grouchycritic7794’s comment on my Kurt post

First off there isn’t a chance in all of the nine circles of hell that this boy is a Ravenclaw. Not because he’s dumb, but because he doesn’t see any value in wisdom. And I’ll be the first to admit that S4 Finn was (mostly) wise. But our boy has no wit or care for knowledge. So Ravenclaw is the easy out.

Slytherin is another easy out in my opinion. His entire S3 struggle was about how he wasn’t as ambitious as Rachel and early S4, had it been given the proper dedication, would have been him accepting that that’s okay. That he doesn’t need to have insanely huge dreams to be of worth. Some might claim, “But Lo! By your definition he admires ambition so he should go in Slytherin!” (Yeah let’s be real most people aren’t saying that, but) This is true, I do say that they need to have the traits of the house in high regard. However, they need to hold it in the same regard that they would try to act on it in their own life. The perfect example being Neville, who admires the bravery of others and uses their example to build himself. So, in the case of Finn, Slytherin is out.

Now onto the harder decisions. Yes Finn is very brave and chivalrous. Most of his character arcs revolve around him choosing the untraveled road, the path that takes more bravery. And he was fairly chivalrous with various people in his life. Not the best but not nearly the worst of Glee. However I see his bravery as a subset of his larger character growth, I would even go as far to say he was only brave in defense of the people he was loyal to...

Hufflepuff. So I know there are going to be objections. Objections about how he is lazy and unkind and doesnt fit the soft puff mold. I will never agree with many of the words and decisions Finn has said and made, however Glee was always trying to show that he was learning. Glee was just somewhat bad at their jobs. He was a kid who had been with the wrong crowd for years, he was the standard American way to look into this group of weirdos and learn how to empathize and accept them. Sometimes they did it right and he came off as a good man and a hero. Sometimes they did it wrong and he came off as trite and even worse than before. But at his core he was a child learning who he should be loyal to. He was loyal to the jocks until he realized that they didn’t deserve that loyalty and then he mostly committed to glee club (rewiring everything you’ve ever been loyal to is a hard process). When Quinn is having his baby he is trying his best to be hardworking so he can support the family he thinks he’s going to have. And after the anger at Puck they still make up, it takes time because as a Hufflepuff who’s loyalty has been tested he’s going to have troubles trusting them. As a teacher at McKinley he shows the best of his Hufflepuff qualities with his dedication to those kids, and though he had stumbles along the way I truly believe he is a Hufflepuff.

Oh my god, yes. Imagine Finn being like “I’ll join Grindr with you bro” “we’ll find you a husband on there”.

SHUT UP!!!! THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THIS ADFKSJA

At a family dinner during a holiday like Thanksgiving (with Kurt, Finn, Carole, and Burt), Finn gets a notification from Grindr. Kurt’s head snaps up and is looking at Finn with wide eyes. He’s sure he was just hearing things until he hears it a second time. Kurt doesn’t know what to do because apparently his super straight brother isn’t as straight as Kurt thought he was.

Kurt pulls Finn aside after dinner and is like “You can tell me anything, I hope you know that. I’m your brother, I would never judge you for anything. I’m here to always support and love you.”

Finn doesn’t realize that he’s talking about the Grindr notifications and says something like “Bro please don’t tell Burt or mom about how I didn’t finish the mushrooms. I thought nobody would notice if I hid them underneath the napkin.”

Kurt is now even more confused and straight up says “So... I didn’t hear the Grindr sound coming from your phone.” Finn then says “Oh yeah, that was Grindr” and then walks away without expanding beyond that.

(continuation of this ask)

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

Alex Rewrites: New York

Funeral

With Jesse no longer “helping” New Directions, they are in New York!

First off, besides minor changes for my own continuity’s sake, most of the episode is staying in!

Keeping in:

About 85%? I love Kurt continuing his streak of crimes to sing For Good, the Finchel content is actually sweet. For a finale this episode is nonconsequential. 

Klaine still do say “I love you” for the first time in Lima Bean.

Here’s what changes:

Quinn’s motivations (?)

Since she and Finn broke up amicably she no longer has a reason to “ruin” their chances at Nationals. Instead, she focuses herself on writing, and tries to put her competitive nature into getting them a win. 

She, with Sam, Mercedes, Santana and Rachel, write “Pretending.” At this point, they decide that Rachel and Finn will sing part of the song, while Santana and Mercedes sing the other part.

Santana writes her feelings about Brittany into it.

Will and Broadway

Will, who has been consistently struggling with small-town mentality, realizes that though he loves performing, that time is gone for him. Instead, he uses the moment to try and fuel his student’s dreams, and vows that next year, he will be different. It’s a season’s worth of actual growth. 

Finchel Kiss

It stays in, but this time, the reason they lose is linked to the fact it throws off Santana and Mercedes  a bit-not by much-but they are visibly stumbled. They are able to sing it just fine, but the pause is long enough to cost them. The whole time, Santana is looking at Brittany, but instead of longfull pining, she smiling, and it’s more a promise than a sorry.

Plus, you know, they came up with these songs and choreo two nights before. 

END

So, S2 ends with the crew together, 12th place, but they are, despite their loss, are much happier, and already are planning for next year. Sue, in Will’s office, tells him she’s allocated a portion of the Cheerios budget for the Glee Club, and swears that she’ll stop trying to tear them down. 

Hi Becky! I’ve followed you for a while now and you’ll never understand how I legitimately squealed when I saw you followed me so @backslashdelta

Lemme just say that I LOVE your username

Thank you! My freshman year my school did The Drowsy Chaperone for the school musical I was on tech and it was so amazing it kinda never leaves my brain.

You said fill your inbox with cool things and I want to interact so here are a couple of weird things from my school.

1 Choir teacher 1: I drove 40 minutes to get lunch today.

Choir teacher 2: You are an animal, you’re more animal than man.

2 The time a girl was selling a 100 pack of worms on strings for 10 bucks a pop and sold out within a day. (My friend bought two and made them into earrings)

3 And

✨Bread Man✨

1, i love it and choir teacher #2 sounds like me

2, i mean i would have bought them too

3, tell me more about this mysterious/amazing sounding bread man