I’m So Upset, I Had A Teacher Once That Made Us Study The Musical Theory Behind Sea Shanties And The

AHHH, I’m so excited people like these! So here’s @gorgxoxus

When I said every song this ep slapped I forgot about big spender

That one just slaps you across the face six times in succession

Alex Rewrites: New York

Funeral

With Jesse no longer “helping” New Directions, they are in New York!

First off, besides minor changes for my own continuity’s sake, most of the episode is staying in!

Keeping in:

About 85%? I love Kurt continuing his streak of crimes to sing For Good, the Finchel content is actually sweet. For a finale this episode is nonconsequential. 

Klaine still do say “I love you” for the first time in Lima Bean.

Here’s what changes:

Quinn’s motivations (?)

Since she and Finn broke up amicably she no longer has a reason to “ruin” their chances at Nationals. Instead, she focuses herself on writing, and tries to put her competitive nature into getting them a win. 

She, with Sam, Mercedes, Santana and Rachel, write “Pretending.” At this point, they decide that Rachel and Finn will sing part of the song, while Santana and Mercedes sing the other part.

Santana writes her feelings about Brittany into it.

Will and Broadway

Will, who has been consistently struggling with small-town mentality, realizes that though he loves performing, that time is gone for him. Instead, he uses the moment to try and fuel his student’s dreams, and vows that next year, he will be different. It’s a season’s worth of actual growth. 

Finchel Kiss

It stays in, but this time, the reason they lose is linked to the fact it throws off Santana and Mercedes  a bit-not by much-but they are visibly stumbled. They are able to sing it just fine, but the pause is long enough to cost them. The whole time, Santana is looking at Brittany, but instead of longfull pining, she smiling, and it’s more a promise than a sorry.

Plus, you know, they came up with these songs and choreo two nights before. 

END

So, S2 ends with the crew together, 12th place, but they are, despite their loss, are much happier, and already are planning for next year. Sue, in Will’s office, tells him she’s allocated a portion of the Cheerios budget for the Glee Club, and swears that she’ll stop trying to tear them down. 

So there was this kid at our school who worked at Texas Roadhouse, and if you’ve ever been they have literally the second best rolls in existence. But every so often he would bring and entire tote bag full of these rolls and chuck them at people in the hallways and if you caught it you got to eat it. I am not ashamed to say I ate one off the ground before. The freshmen all called him breadman bringer of bread. One time he came in a dragon onesie and had an entire garbage bag full of bread. He is legend.

You said fill your inbox with cool things and I want to interact so here are a couple of weird things from my school.

1 Choir teacher 1: I drove 40 minutes to get lunch today.

Choir teacher 2: You are an animal, you’re more animal than man.

2 The time a girl was selling a 100 pack of worms on strings for 10 bucks a pop and sold out within a day. (My friend bought two and made them into earrings)

3 And

✨Bread Man✨

1, i love it and choir teacher #2 sounds like me

2, i mean i would have bought them too

3, tell me more about this mysterious/amazing sounding bread man

There’s Nothing Left To Do

A portion of my grilled cheesus au

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Oh my gosh thank you so much for tagging me, and my music taste is almost exclusively showtunes and Glee Cast Versions so it took a while to make this seem a little less deranged

Dear Winter - AJR

Red Like Roses Pt.II - Jeff Williams and Casey Lee Williams

Odd Future - UVERworld

Work This Out - High School Musical 2

Somebody to Love - my choir’s version Queen

You Can’t Stop the Beat - Glee Cast Version

Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off

I’m Alive - Next To Normal

The Campfire Song - The Lightning Thief

How Will I Know - Glee Cast Version

Not My Father’s Son - Kinky Boots

Old Fashioned - Panic! At the Disco

Crazier Than You - The Addams Family

Hold Me In Your Heart - Kinky Boots

As We Stumble Along - The Drowsy Chaperone

Paper Rings - Taylor Swift

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - Les Mis

Rasputin - Boney M.

Once Upon a December - Anastasia

Now and For Always - A. R. Rahman, Christoper Nightingale, and Värttinä

Ex-Wives - Six

And I have no idea who’s already been tagged so here we go @kurtdeservesbetter @pineappletheatrekid @forthehopeofitalll @gleeincorrectquotes

new tag game! because i'm home sick from work for a 2nd day and i'm bored out of my mind

name a song for every letter of your username!

b. bury me face down - grandson

r. re-education (though labor) - rise against

e. every time you turn around - daughtry

a. american idiot - green day

k. knock me down - we are messengers

i. i was born, i have lived, i will surely die - young guns

n. no more - three days grace

g. ghost in the machine - our last night

b. brother (feat. gavin degraw) - NEEDTOBREATHE

o. oh well, oh well - mayday parade

w. what's my age again? - blink-182

t. through the ghost - shinedown

i. if you can't hang - sleeping with sirens

e. the eco-terrorist in me - rise against

s. sabotage - beastie boys

tagging:

@angelhummel @backslashdelta @blaine-andersxn @coffeeorderwrites @daisychaindemon @esperantoauthor @fillsmyheadupandgetslouder @fearlessly-and-forever @gorgxoxus @hopefulobjectmiracle @imdone29 @jazziergin @lennerdmichael @oohbabycupcakes @romanticprometheus @ryanmurphyhate @snarkyhag @trent-warbler @the-veirdo

and anyone else i missed who wants to do it!

hold the flippety fuck up

kurtbastian good omens au???

I dont like you fun I dont like you either

we're not friends I dont even like you

FUCK

okay so I'm basing this completely off that

and obviously you would tweak the character points and storyline

kurt would be up in heaven quietly cursing gabriel under his breathe. when gabriel asks aziraphale to get in shape, he instead asks kurt to change the outfit to something less flashy and more appropriate for war

and seb would be sneaking around hell, trying to avoid hastur and ligur because last time they made fun of his popped collar and choice in sunglasses. he would also go round mucking up simple court cases and annoying the hell out of county councils

okay but like this could work

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

Hello @daisychaindemon ! You were one of the first people to ever interact with my posts and that was a huge deal for me! Thank you!