Like Rachel And Kurt Can Match Them Vocally But This Is A Tap Number And Thus By The Laws Of Musical

Firsts and lasts of glee - Kitty Wilde

Glee: Week-Long Tag game!

They decide singing competitions aren’t enough. Time to hit each other.

The rules: 

You can’t tag the person who just tagged you back. This avoids getting stuck in tag-back wars.

The tag has to be an obvious tag. The back, shoulders, arms, stomach, hands, head. 

The tag rules extend out of school grounds. 

You have to wait at least 5 minutes to tag someone else. 

You can’t tag the person when they aren’t in any position to try and get away (Class time, the bathroom/shower/when you’re driving in the car)

Performances are acceptable tagging times though.

The winner is determined with the least amount of times tagged.

Everyone puts in $5, winner gets the cash. 

Lets get to it.

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So there was this kid at our school who worked at Texas Roadhouse, and if you’ve ever been they have literally the second best rolls in existence. But every so often he would bring and entire tote bag full of these rolls and chuck them at people in the hallways and if you caught it you got to eat it. I am not ashamed to say I ate one off the ground before. The freshmen all called him breadman bringer of bread. One time he came in a dragon onesie and had an entire garbage bag full of bread. He is legend.

You said fill your inbox with cool things and I want to interact so here are a couple of weird things from my school.

1 Choir teacher 1: I drove 40 minutes to get lunch today.

Choir teacher 2: You are an animal, you’re more animal than man.

2 The time a girl was selling a 100 pack of worms on strings for 10 bucks a pop and sold out within a day. (My friend bought two and made them into earrings)

3 And

✨Bread Man✨

1, i love it and choir teacher #2 sounds like me

2, i mean i would have bought them too

3, tell me more about this mysterious/amazing sounding bread man

I love how much dancing Tina and Kurt and Mercedes get to do in season 1. Especially because later they’re all made fun of and insulted for their lack of skill, or called lazy. 

I mean like Kurt had his little Single Ladies video that Tina was also involved in. And Tina was working on her own dance number during Dream On. And Mercedes got to dance some during Bust Your Windows, as well as be part of the flash mob with Kurt and Tina during Safety Dance 

And who were they dancing with?? Umm, Brittany, Mike, Matt, etc. The ones we’re told are the best dancers on the show. And they all manage to keep pace with them. And I know it’s not the same for Mercedes cause both hers were fantasy sequences but still. Sure the dances were nothing close to, say, winning first place in a big televised dance competition or anything, but they knew she had moves. I mean they wrote her into these numbers and she wasn’t standing still

But nah it was easier to make fun of Kurt’s common moves and say Tina could barely pick up the most generic dances and give Mercedes nothing to do and then call her lazy (: Anyway if anyone ever wonders why season 1 is my fave season then one reason is because my fave characters weren’t being treated like pure horseshit yet. Those things are very related 

Also semi unrelated and I’m not like trying to shit on Naya or anything but the way they told us Santana was one of the best dancers was the same way they told us Finn was the best male vocalist in the group lmao. Like girl where were you during Bust Your Windows huh?? I swear I saw some gifset of the scene where Santana makes fun of Kurt’s three signature moves but instead it’s just Santana’s three signature moves of like. Waving her arms over her head, doing her weird little arm pump thing, and slapping her own ass lmao. But nah I mean she’s good but not like Mike and Brittany good

“Why is that TRex eating the Jew”

Kurt your Chris is showing

The first thought Ruby had before she fell to the floor was somehow not about the body in front of her. No the first thought she had when she fell was, Oh brothers, how am I going to tell Yang?

The second thought was, that person was—

“Ruby!” Blake quickly rushed to the floor to comfort the hiccuping girl.

“That was-“ Ruby took in gasping breaths as the tears poured down her face.

“It wasn’t a person anymore,” Blake gripped Ruby’s shoulders tight pulling her to meet eyes with the Faunus. “Ruby you can’t blame yourself for this. Whatever that thing was, it wasn’t human anymore.”

Ruby shook her head still struggling to get enough breath into her lungs. Anything to keep breathing, enough to speak. To make them understand what she understood.

“No, no that’s-“

“Ruby, you can’t take this on yourself,” Weiss fell to the floor beside her partner, gripping her hand to try and steady the younger girl.

“No! That’s-that’s not what I’m trying to say! That wasn’t just a person, it-“ the pause had both ex-heiress and Faunus leaning forward to take in what Ruby said next, “it had silver eyes.”

As Ruby lurched forward to throw up the meager contents of her stomach on the marble floor, Blake and Weiss shared a look over her hunched form. In their eyes you could see a terror befitting the situation. Only one sound was made after that, and it was a tiny gasp of an “Oh” to come from behind Weiss’s raised hand.

𝕁𝕖𝕟’𝕤 𝔾𝕝𝕖𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘

1 • 2x18 - Born This Way

“Won’t Quinn be mad at you sitting vigil at my bedside?” “...well I’m standing”

Kurt Hummel - Sadie Hawkins (4x11)

Oh my gosh thank you so much for tagging me, and my music taste is almost exclusively showtunes and Glee Cast Versions so it took a while to make this seem a little less deranged

Dear Winter - AJR

Red Like Roses Pt.II - Jeff Williams and Casey Lee Williams

Odd Future - UVERworld

Work This Out - High School Musical 2

Somebody to Love - my choir’s version Queen

You Can’t Stop the Beat - Glee Cast Version

Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off

I’m Alive - Next To Normal

The Campfire Song - The Lightning Thief

How Will I Know - Glee Cast Version

Not My Father’s Son - Kinky Boots

Old Fashioned - Panic! At the Disco

Crazier Than You - The Addams Family

Hold Me In Your Heart - Kinky Boots

As We Stumble Along - The Drowsy Chaperone

Paper Rings - Taylor Swift

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - Les Mis

Rasputin - Boney M.

Once Upon a December - Anastasia

Now and For Always - A. R. Rahman, Christoper Nightingale, and Värttinä

Ex-Wives - Six

And I have no idea who’s already been tagged so here we go @kurtdeservesbetter @pineappletheatrekid @forthehopeofitalll @gleeincorrectquotes

new tag game! because i'm home sick from work for a 2nd day and i'm bored out of my mind

name a song for every letter of your username!

b. bury me face down - grandson

r. re-education (though labor) - rise against

e. every time you turn around - daughtry

a. american idiot - green day

k. knock me down - we are messengers

i. i was born, i have lived, i will surely die - young guns

n. no more - three days grace

g. ghost in the machine - our last night

b. brother (feat. gavin degraw) - NEEDTOBREATHE

o. oh well, oh well - mayday parade

w. what's my age again? - blink-182

t. through the ghost - shinedown

i. if you can't hang - sleeping with sirens

e. the eco-terrorist in me - rise against

s. sabotage - beastie boys

tagging:

@angelhummel @backslashdelta @blaine-andersxn @coffeeorderwrites @daisychaindemon @esperantoauthor @fillsmyheadupandgetslouder @fearlessly-and-forever @gorgxoxus @hopefulobjectmiracle @imdone29 @jazziergin @lennerdmichael @oohbabycupcakes @romanticprometheus @ryanmurphyhate @snarkyhag @trent-warbler @the-veirdo

and anyone else i missed who wants to do it!

Okay but does anyone else think about the fact that Kurt’s so “woefully thin on extracurriculars” because of all the bullying and cry themselves to sleep