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Alex Rewrites: Funeral

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Prom Queen

So there isn’t much in this episode. I love the Furt content, I love Rachel/Mercedes/Kurt/Santana competing, and I do love Sue in this as well as seeing what Will does for her at the funeral, despite their pretty terrible relationship.

So, as usual, I’m just going to change a few things around. I’ll be going by character arc this time. 

Sue

Instead of her conspiring against the glee club most of the episode (IE getting their plane rerouted with Terri) Jean’s death just stops her energy for her anti-glee club ways. Kurt and Finn still take the lead in getting the glee club to help with the funeral.

In the end, Sue pays for the cost of the trip entirely, and thanks them (Specifically Furt & Will) for helping her despite the fact that she’s done horrible things and tried to stop their club.

This will result in the build-up of S3.

Finn v Jesse (aka Jesse v Glee Club)

Jesse’s comments, along with the fact no one (even Rachel, who is still considering her feelings for him) trusts him, get to Finn and the glee club. After Mercedes, Santana and Kurt put on their same, great performances and yet Jesse only compliments Rachel (and everyone else is there watching) they decide, as a club, to get him out-that none of what Jesse has to offer in advice will work for them.

Mr. Schue, who has finally come to terms (seeing how hurt and angered the whole glee club is with his favoritism) agrees, and sends Jesse away, despite Rachel’s conflicted feelings. 

He decides, right then, that not only are there to be no more sole-singer solos, but “duets” will be broken down so at least two couples (and not necessarily romantic couples either) can perform them, along with a group number that will try to feature everyone, and save duets and solo competitions for the glee club’s own personal competitions. 

They all (with a little bit of convincing to Rachel) agree.

End of Fuinn

A day after the funeral, Finn is considering Sue’s (spoken by Will) speech. When he and Quinn meet for a date, and they spend time just eating dinner quietly, he comes to the realization that the spark is gone, and that though he loves the idea of Quinn, he doesn’t love her the way she deserves or should.

Quinn, who has been playing her prom queen moment again and again, realizes she needs to be herself for awhile: without the attachment of a boyfriend or idealizing the idea of romantic love and popularity. 

Their growth throughout the season (year) lead them to amicably breaking it off, realizing that their history, their personalities, and their wants are leading them to different things. It’s finally a end to a relationship that isn’t messy, isn’t by cheating, and is just two people who realize it’s best to end it now rather than risk pain later. 

hold the flippety fuck up

kurtbastian good omens au???

I dont like you fun I dont like you either

we're not friends I dont even like you

FUCK

okay so I'm basing this completely off that

and obviously you would tweak the character points and storyline

kurt would be up in heaven quietly cursing gabriel under his breathe. when gabriel asks aziraphale to get in shape, he instead asks kurt to change the outfit to something less flashy and more appropriate for war

and seb would be sneaking around hell, trying to avoid hastur and ligur because last time they made fun of his popped collar and choice in sunglasses. he would also go round mucking up simple court cases and annoying the hell out of county councils

okay but like this could work

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Alli’s Glee Songs Ranking

(Day 75)

Season 4 Episode 9 “Swan Song”

6th Place: Somethin’ Stupid (Sam Evans and Brittany S Pierce)

5th Place: Being Good Isn’t Good Enough (Rachel Berry)

4th Place: All That Jazz (Cassandra July and Rachel Berry)

3rd Place: O Holy Night (Rachel Berry)

2nd Place: Don’t Dream It’s Over (New Directions)

1st Place: Being Alive (Kurt Hummel)

Dumb question but if you were going to change the spelling of any Glee Character’s name (first or last) to an obnoxiously complicated version of that name who’s would it be and what would it look like?

Okay I love this question. I’m such a language nerd. 

Kuhrt. Because it’s German (well, so is Kurt (the name) anyways). 

but my brain knowledge ends there

I’m skipping around tonight so now it’s Hold On To Sixteen time