Me and my 147 tabs of fanfiction are in a mood
Honestly forgot the amount BOPS of this ep, mostly I end up remembering the Shelby Quinn Puck storyline but I’m choosing to ignore that this time around.
You are literally a genius of the highest proportions
So I have to ask who fills what roles in the DEH, Kurt Carson and Blaine story you came up with because it sounds amazing
Blaine is Evan, Kurt is Zoe, Carson is Connor, Rachel is Alana, and Santana is Jared. Those were my ideas on that, what do you think??
this is the post they are referencing
hold the flippety fuck up
kurtbastian good omens au???
I dont like you fun I dont like you either
we're not friends I dont even like you
FUCK
okay so I'm basing this completely off that
and obviously you would tweak the character points and storyline
kurt would be up in heaven quietly cursing gabriel under his breathe. when gabriel asks aziraphale to get in shape, he instead asks kurt to change the outfit to something less flashy and more appropriate for war
and seb would be sneaking around hell, trying to avoid hastur and ligur because last time they made fun of his popped collar and choice in sunglasses. he would also go round mucking up simple court cases and annoying the hell out of county councils
okay but like this could work
They decide singing competitions aren’t enough. Time to hit each other.
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You can’t tag the person who just tagged you back. This avoids getting stuck in tag-back wars.
The tag has to be an obvious tag. The back, shoulders, arms, stomach, hands, head.
The tag rules extend out of school grounds.
You have to wait at least 5 minutes to tag someone else.
You can’t tag the person when they aren’t in any position to try and get away (Class time, the bathroom/shower/when you’re driving in the car)
Performances are acceptable tagging times though.
The winner is determined with the least amount of times tagged.
Everyone puts in $5, winner gets the cash.
Lets get to it.
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Here’s some relieved Blake with my hypothetical design for V9!
RWB outfits are from @drowsywithnochaperone ‘s edits! I’m manifesting the ponytail again with Yang’s.
Oh my god, yes. Imagine Finn being like “I’ll join Grindr with you bro” “we’ll find you a husband on there”.
SHUT UP!!!! THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THIS ADFKSJA
At a family dinner during a holiday like Thanksgiving (with Kurt, Finn, Carole, and Burt), Finn gets a notification from Grindr. Kurt’s head snaps up and is looking at Finn with wide eyes. He’s sure he was just hearing things until he hears it a second time. Kurt doesn’t know what to do because apparently his super straight brother isn’t as straight as Kurt thought he was.
Kurt pulls Finn aside after dinner and is like “You can tell me anything, I hope you know that. I’m your brother, I would never judge you for anything. I’m here to always support and love you.”
Finn doesn’t realize that he’s talking about the Grindr notifications and says something like “Bro please don’t tell Burt or mom about how I didn’t finish the mushrooms. I thought nobody would notice if I hid them underneath the napkin.”
Kurt is now even more confused and straight up says “So... I didn’t hear the Grindr sound coming from your phone.” Finn then says “Oh yeah, that was Grindr” and then walks away without expanding beyond that.
(continuation of this ask)
2 • 2x06 - Never Been Kissed
“Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt”