This Makes My ❤️ Hurt. 😭

I’m just a leaf 🍃 and you are the wind 🌬

You stir me up and drop me and I wait patiently till you come around and stir me up again in your torrential monsoon

I asked my girl Claudia to be mine forever 👰 and she said YES! ❤️❤️❤️😍

I had a terrible day does anyone have some good news

Proud patriot!

I’m looking forward to getting a Tesla house!

Let your wallet do the talking.

Not scary, hot yes. 😍

Uh huh ok

dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal

“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help? -Mark Twain

What you doing on my Green Bay feed? That's some sixpenceee creeper stuff

BEAST!

Desert dweller

No need to worry about robot overlords........yet 🤖

Thank you for nothing