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I have been rewatching some Bob's Burgers episodes and now I am going to show my headcanon of when Zeke first came to Wagstaff. TLDR version, I think Zeke became a student at Wagstaff between 4th and 7th grade. I think my safe bet is either 5th or 6th grade unless I find more evidence. Here's the evidence of how I came to the conclusion. So we know that Zeke wasn't there when Tina, Jocelyn, and Jimmy Jr. were in third grade because in the episode, "Can't Buy Me Math" Jocelyn immediately reveals that she remembers "the pee thing" while neither Zeke nor Tammy comment on it (Also wanted to bring up I know Darryl said 2nd grade but keep in mind he's a grade lower than Tina and the rest). Tammy doesn't because she wasn't there when it happened because she became a Wagstaff student in 8th grade. Jimmy Jr. left before we could ever find out if he remembered. Tammy and Zeke would have definitely commented on remembering it if they knew about it, one being more malicious about it than the other mind you.

So to me, I think it's safe to say that Zeke wasn't with them during third grade. I don't think Zeke was in Wagstaff in 4th grade either because in the episode, "A Fish Called Tina" We get a flashback of 9-year-old Tina with other students. Jimmy Jr. and Jocelyn are in the flashback, but not Zeke. Lastly, in the episode, "A Few Gurt Men" it is revealed by Mr. Branca that someone tried to flush down three spoons last year, which Zeke apologized for. So it's safe to say Zeke was with them during 7th grade and didn't just recently transfer to Wagstaff in the 8th grade like Tammy. So because of the evidence I gathered so far, I think between 4th and 7th grade is when Zeke moved and became a student at Wagstaff.

My guess is 5th or 6th grade until I see something that contradicts it.

Thank you for responding to my soapbox of a reblog. I mostly made it because I felt guilty for making Jimmy Jr. antagonistic in some of my incorrect BB quotes. Exactly, Tina and Jimmy Jr. are both flawed and still learning as teenagers. The show is from Tina's perspective/the Belcher family's perspective though so it's easier to unintentionally defend Tina too much than look at Jimmy Jr.'s perspective in it I feel. It's not right but it is what it is.

For now, they are just having fun and enjoying the kissing and hand-holding. That's all a 13-year-old needs at that age. I never considered Jimmy Jr. a cheater, I was more mad at him for immediately dumping Becky after Tina decided to be the bigger person and showed she wasn't going to be petty for him. (Also the picture frame thing which I didn't count as cheating either but still a jerk move even though he could put any picture he wants in the frame especially if he wasn't dating Tina at the time) Yeah, Tina and Jimmy Jr. as a pair just don't have an interesting dynamic to me. Too much kissing, petty fighting, and not enough talking to each other as friends with no asterisks so I can actually see something is there besides hormones. The hormones are a part of the joke I know but I still long for something more concrete.

I'm also a sucker for opposites attract pairs so Zeke and Tina were always going to be superior to me even if JJ wasn't so divisive as a character. It goes beyond opposites attract but I don't need to make the reblog as long as the other one.

I love Zeke x Tina, but there's so much Jimmy Jr hate in the community. Like... guys, I get it, he can be a bit sour sometimes... but do you know why that is? He's a TEENAGE BOY, not only that, but his parents are divorced, his dad is very neglectful and puts him down, he looks down on his passion for dance and honesty just gives: "I am a toxic straight dad and when I see the slightest bit of creativity, it means pansy and you will be punished"; he's also said that he feels left out and lonely due to his little brothers being twins and being best friends. He's just a kid, a kid who likes to dance, leave him alone. In my head, in a world were Tina and Zeke end up together, Jimmy Jr would still be there, as the bff. The three of them can't be separated, are you kidding me????

Made Me Think of Zekina

I found this when I was searching for "After All" covers. I think both of the songs combined fit the vibe I intended for adult Zekina in my headcanons. Two idiot friends that are too stubborn/scared to open up to each other about their feelings. One tease flirts/jokes around but they don't open up about their feelings in a serious manner while the other denies that they ever had feelings other than platonic from the start, despite the evidence to the contrary. (For example, Zeke would tease about how Tina must have liked him at least a little bit back when they were 13. Tina would claim that no such crush existed and he has no proof otherwise. Zeke reminds her that he wasn't the one that kissed her when she thought the world was ending. Tina would claim the "Apoca lips" was merely a pity kiss. The world was ending and she figured might as well throw a bone to the boy that claimed was going to marry her since it was never going to happen anyway. The kiss never would have happened in the first place if they hadn't bumped into each other by accident. Zeke would retort with a chortle, "That was some pity kiss then!" Very strong denial and suppression on Tina's part in short lol.) Still after all the failed dates with other people they've had, they still always find themselves back in the same place, in each other's embrace. They're most honest with themselves in their minds when they just hug each other, no words spoken. Will the fears subside enough for them to admit they want to start something more than platonic though? Basically, the male singer fits perfectly for Zeke and the female singer for Tina except for some lyrics. The starting part is basically all Tina "You ask me if I love you And I choke on my reply I'd rather hurt you, honestly Than mislead you with a lie And who am I to judge you On what you say or do? I'm only just beginning To see the real you" Meanwhile, this part fits more of Zeke definitely. "A hesitant prize fighter Still trapped within my youth" As well as "I still remember when your kiss was so brand new"

Help Former Archie Artists!

Yesterday’s confirmation of the official Sonic comics being cancelled was a heavy blow to a lot of us.  Over 20 years’ worth of storytelling and mythology unique in the Sonic franchise has disappeared with little more than a quiet murmur.  Our project isn’t going anywhere, and despite our rocky release schedule I hope we can help somewhat fill the void left in many a fan’s hearts.  However, we fans are not the only victims here.  While we’ve been desperately waiting for some sort of news regarding the comic’s fate these last six months, the creative team in charge of the comic has been struggling to make ends meet without their main source of income.  The cancellation was as abrupt to them as it was to us, probably even more so because we at least had half a year to let the idea sink in.  For many years they’ve delivered us quality writing and artwork that made Archie Sonic as enjoyable as it was, and now it’s our time to return the favor.  Below you can see the links to several of the Archie team’s Patreon pages (the ones I could find at least, please let us know if we missed any).  Make a pledge if you can, or at least help spread the word.  No matter how little of an amount you can donate, every bit will help them.  The creation of Archie Sonic Online in the first place is proof of what fans are capable of when they band together under a common goal.  Now, we need to do the same thing for the sake of the Archie team and their families.  We implore you all to do the right thing, not as fellow Archie fans, but as fellow human beings who wish each other the best in life.

Ian Flynn: https://www.patreon.com/BumbleKast

Tracy Yardley: https://www.patreon.com/tracy_yardley

Adam Bryce Thomas: https://www.patreon.com/AdamThomas

Evan Stanley: https://www.patreon.com/EvanStanley

Matt Herms: https://www.patreon.com/mattherms

psa

pedophiles / “map”s (mostly on twitter) have started using the pear emoji (🍐) to discreetly signal to other pedos that theyre one of them. here are some people who are open pedophiles using this signal:

however, most people using the pear are actually trying to be discreet, and won’t outright say they’re a pedo. if you see someone with a pear emoji in their name or bio, be wary.

please rb to spread the word if you can.

This is why I made the poll for the pen name. https://www.tumblr.com/dreamboundedstar/714892108056674304/which-sounds-like-the-best-pen-name-for-tina?source=share I'm aware that I chose 2nd place but the poll was never about picking the winner but to help me realize what I really wanted. Shout out to the people that commented on the Reddit post I made that helped me figure out what I really wanted for Tina's pen name as well. https://www.reddit.com/r/BobsBurgers/comments/12p8xdk/imagine_this_tina_has_grown_to_be_a_successful/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Tori Ryder as Tina's pen name is my backup plan in case the show makes its own pen name for Tina or uses her real name. That way I can say it's a completely different person and Tina's just projecting onto the cover as usual. Now that I got credits out of the way onto the piece at hand. Anyway, I've been wanting to do this for a while because I love Greek mythology, Tina loves horses, immediately wanted to do Tina as a centaur. I thought it would be funny to have one of older Tina's published stories be centaur people and a minotaur. I was hesitant to do it for a while though because drawing horse and cow anatomy is intimidating as all get out. Any other option would be expensive though so I eventually put on my big girl pants and did this. I think this piece made me develop carpal tunnel but it was worth it. Serves me right for not remembering to use my whole arm when drawing anyway. XD Originally the idea had Tina as the alicorn centaur and Jimmy Jr. as the sea centaur because Tina would want to be the alpha horse person while it was easy to pun JJ's name as a sea centaur (Swimmy Jr. XD). I switched it when I realized that Tina also had a love for marine life and her being a sea centaur became more fitting. So now onto the name of the characters for this fake story Zeke - Iezekial the minotaur Tina - Princess Tritina the ichthyocentaur

Jimmy Jr. - Prince Iakobos II the Sky Kisser the alicorn centaur Anyway, this is a fake cover I wanted to do because I thought it would be funny to do a trashy romance novel parody. I'm not intending to make a story based on the cover ever. I already have other story ideas that are slowly dying so I don't need to add another one. XD Here's the cover I based my cover's color palette on. https://books.google.com/books/content?id=UHWJkQdCSSwC&pg=PP1&img=1&zoom=3&hl=en&bul=1&sig=ACfU3U3w_r4ifjjKvLVPGpz285AX4gHYLw&w=1280 You're free to do a fanfic based on this cover if you want though. I encourage it so I don't have to do it! XD The basic idea is the story is a love triangle story and you're free to decide who wins (though it's Ancient Greece and it's Tina, you read the context clues XD). Anyway, hope you like it! I'm really proud of this piece. :3

32. kiss prompt + Zekina please.

zeke/tina + a kiss by candlelight!

“I can’t believe my dad agreed to this.” Tina says, ducking her head with a sheepish smile. 

“It took some convincin’, girl! I won’t lie.” 

Zeke’s cheeky grin is charming enough that she doesn’t pry for details. Later, definitely, but not in the middle of their special night. 

“Well, he likes you.” She says, still smiling. “He likes the way you treat me. How you’d do anything to make me happy.” 

As Tina looks around her family’s restaurant again, still in awe of the surprise Zeke arranged, she has to agree with her dad’s assessment.

“I try my best, T. You know I’m crazy ‘bout ya!” 

Tina might think her smile reveals her giddiness, but it’s little more than a slightly turned up line. Zeke reads it anyhow, seeing the excitement underneath. 

“I know you are.” She nods, reaching a hand out to take one of his. “So am I.”

Having a boyfriend who’s close to her family is nice—very nice—but it still makes her squirm with the tiniest bit of embarrassment sometimes. Her entire family now knows that a boy likes her enough to cook her dinner, and that’ll be enough to make her mom ask nosy questions for weeks to come. 

Still, it’s comforting to see the people she cares about most getting along with each other. Her dad let Zeke use his kitchen. That’s no small gesture. Behind her back, Tina’s entire family collaborated to make this night perfect. 

Her mom had started it, sending her upstairs on a faulty errand, then Louise tricked her into heading back downstairs after closing. When she finally returned to the restaurant, Tina discovered Zeke waiting for her. He’d cooked them both a plate of her favorite pasta dish, complete with a homemade Alfredo sauce. 

Though it’s nothing too fancy, it doesn’t take much to enchant a hopeless romantic. Tina loves every moment. He brought her a bouquet of lilies-her favorite flower-and there’s a single candle lighting every booth.  It almost feels like a daydream. 

“I’d do this for ya every night if I could, Tina.” Zeke says, pressing a kiss to her wrist. “You make me wanna go all out all the time.” 

Tina likes that she doesn’t question his sincerity. Even setting candlelit dinners aside, Zeke’s been nothing but a gentleman since they started dating. It’s in the small things, really. He jumps to offer his jackets, when she makes the slightest suggestion that she might be cold. He seems to take joy in caring for her. 

“I’m gonna do something nice for you soon.” She tells him earnestly. “Something sweet and unexpected. I promise.” 

Zeke tilts his head, causing Tina to mirror the motion, before giving her hand a squeeze. His strong grip sends a jolt through her body. 

“Don’t be silly, girl! Look around.”

Tina does. He kisses her once, softly, the two of them surrounded by the glow of his candles.

“I’ve got everything I could possibly want.” 

Daww!

I just want them to be happy I don’t care what Ronaldo says on his blog.

This is my version of Disney’s Persephone I made a while ago.Her design was inspired to be a combination of https://quantum-witch.deviantart.com/ ‘s Persephone as well as Disney’s background Persephone.

Although, I’m in the minority that prefers to stir away from the incest as much as possible.So in the footsteps of Disney, I gave her a different backstory. It’s similar to Triptolemus but she was a sickly, orphan, baby that was left for dead and the burning was successful. It was Hestia’s fire however instead of a plain ritual fire. So that explains the choice of colors but the freckles represent the pollen that fell onto her when Demeter nursed her.

It’s not entirely kid-friendly, but it’s a nice parallel to Hercules god-to-sort-of-mortal. At least it’s a better backstory than just Zeus doing his non-wife sister.

Human Silvikal by 0-Sahara-0

Alright so this ship might be a bit out there but I don’t even care, this art is too pretty too pass up.