I’m Finally Making Friends With Some People I Should Have Been Friends With Like 2 Months Ago

i need someone to tell me this while i’m covered in mud standing in the pouring rain and completely exhausted just ready to go back inside and sweep their floor or whatever else i need to do before i can collapse in bed and then be woken up by them like 4 hours later with some food as they try their best to make it look like they aren’t concerned about how tired i am

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.  

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

this is a friend that i made as my final project for an art class

he has no name but he is basically a drawstring bag full of stuffing

he now lives on a shelf because i am terrible at sewing and he’s falling apart a little

Tumblr Show & Tell

I, father strange, will be hosting a tumblr show and tell. Please comment or reblog with a picture + explanation of your prized possessions that you would like to share with the class today. I expect to receive so many goblin jars, cursed pieces of Garfield merch, and questionably sourced bones.

Make sure you’re very comfortable with sharing because my favourites will be selected for a video!

MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME HER BLÅHAJ

i should go to more concerts

they’re fun but also they’re great inspiration

today really is just one of those days huh

Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair

make more jokes about forcefemming guys and forcemascing girls

i feel like i run into something every week where i can’t find the specific version that i’d like to see and i keep wanting to just make that thing but i’d have way too many projects going on if i did that

i have covid

yaaaaayyyyyy

since i’m feeling fine i think i’m going to use my time off to do a game jam and some art