update: I’m bi lol
me: I’m straight
*negasonic teenage warhead, yelena belova, Wanda maximoff, shuri udaku, and kate bishop walk in*
me: * nervous sweats*
When moony thought his “loyal” friend died but instead he just betrayed everyone]
moony: *crying* and just like that, Peter’s gone. Just like James and lily
voldemort in poa and gof: WRONG! Peter’s right here you fucking brussel sprout
at this point in his career, I think directors just give Ryan Reynolds the plot to a movie and he just makes up the dialogue as he goes bc there is no way any of the shit he says in his movies is planned and not just him saying whatever he thinks would make the movie go on
minors in a fandom to a ship between people that have a huge age gap: we do not ship this 😤🙅🏽♀️!! This is illegal
minors in a fandom to a character who is played by someone in their late 30s-40s: That is the hottest mf I’ve ever seen and we are getting married even though there’s a 25 year age gap
so yeah, Yelena was totally like the best character in the Black Widow movie. I love Florence Pugh
guys. it isn’t just gerard way and the romantic chemicals and patrick stump and the falling boys or brendon urie and the - oh right
moony: hey pads I know you’re sad that you can’t ride your motor bike since it got totaled. I’m sorry.
padfoot: thanks moony
moony: on another note, I know something else you could ride😏
padfoot: omg is the fair in london this week?!! I’ve been waiting months to ride the rotating sky wheel again!🤩🤩🤩
petition to go back in time and have prince hair harry play Dorian Gray in a remake of Dorian Gray