I Love MJ And Peters Relationship For 4 Main Reasons.

louis on tattoo roulette: *pointing to tattoos* eh it’s just gonna be another schtewpid one, innit?

harry: you’re sleeping on the couch tonight, bitch

growing up as a Harry Potter fan with dark curly hair is getting told you look like Hermione when you’re young and then getting told you look like bellatrix as you get older lol. also, I was Hermione for Halloween when I was 11. Now I’m being bellatrix today

When moony thought his “loyal” friend died but instead he just betrayed everyone]

moony: *crying* and just like that, Peter’s gone. Just like James and lily

voldemort in poa and gof: WRONG! Peter’s right here you fucking brussel sprout

you know that part of the movie, The Princess Bride when they’re going through the fire swamp and as soon Westley stops carrying Buttercup and she starts walking on her own, she immediately falls through the quicksand stuff? That is an exact representation of my life every time I attempt to get out of bed in the morning

okay so you know in Thor: The Dark World when Thor, Loki and Jane are escaping Asgard and Jane falls down bc the aether is making her weak but when Thor calls to her to see if she’s okay she’s says she’s fine but she’s actually on the verge of death and doesn’t want him to worry about another thing? That is literally gen z culture. dying? Eh I’m fine bc I don’t want to bother you with my problems

literally anyone: so what are we gonna do with bella?

Rosalie: we could always kill her 😊

FUCK YOU TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO HARASSING AUTHORS IN TLOU WHO IS DOING THEIR BEST AND IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING THAN YOU DO!!

FUCK YOU WHO MAD AT THE TLOU AUTHORS FOR POSTING MORE ABOUT PALESTINE THAN NEW FICS

LITERALLY FUCK YOU !! YOU COULDNT WAIT FOR A FUCKING WEEK TO READ AGAIN???

also fuck you to those who post fics during a GLOBAL STRIKE and if you saying shits like “idek there’s a global strike going on” pls just stfu.

wow I’m not even a full 15 pages into The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde and I already ship Dorian x Basil wholeheartedly. I haven’t shipped anyone this fast since Larry Stylinson and Wolfstar

well. if Dorian gray has taught me anything, it’s that the history books completely fail to mention how 1800s Victorian era English people were kinky as fuck

movies with that have absolute bangers on their soundtrack:

Coco

The Twilight Saga

Tangled

Tarzan

Pocahontas

Moana

Brave

The Little Mermaid

Hercules(some)

The Lion King

The Princess and the Frog

Steven Universe

Frozen

Divergent

Mulan

Encanto

Deadpool (1 and 2)

Big Hero 6

Sweeney Todd: The demon barber of Fleet Street

The Muppets

Super Mario Bros. Movies (Literally bc of Peaches)