I'm A Wavy-curly Hair Riz Believer Forever. (Probably Mostly From Pok But Also I Think Sklonda Straightens

I'm a wavy-curly hair Riz believer forever. (Probably mostly from Pok but also I think Sklonda straightens her hair. Miscellaneous hair headcanons.) I think he's never taken care of it a day in his life so it's really matted and looks wavy at BEST. I think it takes Fabian really long to even REALISE this but when he does he grabs him like The Ball. What the fuck are you doing. Let me fix it The Ball let me FIX it. And then he buys him product that he won't use (unless they're like sleeping over and Fabian will do it for him) and Fabian cringes every time it comes up that Riz doesn't take care of his hair. Tragic. Please wear a bonnet The Ball,,,,or get a better pillowcase. Please The Ball. Please.

Riz is sometimes mildly annoyed but always allows it. Also someone else washing/combing/etc your hair feels really nice and intimate so maybe he needs that. Even if he goes really really uncharacteristically quiet and sits really still and tries not to be weird Abt it. Lol.

I'm so serious I think he inhales SO sharply and mentally goes "oh." and he's so tense but he's also never relaxed into anything this much before. And it's like, wow, you can't super tell your best friend "hey man I have never felt this loved by anyone but my mother in my life. Sometimes I'm not sure if you guys value me or if I have to earn it but you're making me feel REALLY cared about right now. I'm gonna cry and throw up now thanks bro I love you." without making it weird. So he just has to sit there. Silently.

Anyway speaking of Fabian and hair I love you fantasy high artists who refuse to accept straight hair Fabian as canon throwing myself at your feet and everything. Personally I think he's mostly in the 3b-3c range because every mixed character has to be just like me fr. Also I love when ppl draw his hair braided for junior year eugjendld

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i am two seconds into becca scott as penny luckstone and two seconds was enough to completely explain why riz gukgak is Like That

This Had Me Laughing For A Solid 5 Minutes.

This had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

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Riz: *Presenting a PowerPoint presentation.*

Riz: Ranking guns by their names.

Riz, clicks: Machine gun. 0/10, all guns are.

Riz, clicks: Shotgun. 0/10, all guns do.

Riz, clicks: Revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.

β€œi am so fucking done with this shit” i whisper to myself as i continueΒ 

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