Kaz: pretty much when ever a crew member questions whether what just happened was supposed to happen.
reyna was really like "rip to jason but youre different" and percy straight up "I have a girlfriend"-ed her huh. a mess
when your last date was in 1860 and you can’t keep up with the times…
slamming my head against a wall again and again and again and again
So this is not at all what the pineal gland is supposed to look like but it's dope
soulmate au where when you meet your soulmate, charles boyle inexplicably appears to announce that he hears wedding bells
Jake: Pardon my French, but you’re being a douchebaguette.
hey I just finished oathbound and this is a cry for help