Everytime I Move I Crunch Like Popcorn

Ghosts

Nico and Percy’s dynamic in BotL is honestly the funniest fucking thing because Percy’s this emotionally exhausted 15 year old who is the sole person concerned about this feral 11 year old street urchin that wants to kill him…Chiron and the rest of the camp are just like ‘sometimes, children are homeless and they die. what can you do😔‘ and Percy’s just like ‘no???? we need to make sure he’s eating???? and that he’s not captured by an army of monsters???’ and Nico keeps trying to plot Percy’s downfall except he can’t actually come up with a plan because he’s Eleven or whatever and it’s just….remember when you were 15? remember what that felt like? now imagine being 15 and trying to wrangle an 11 year old that’s hissing and kicking your shins into brushing his teeth. imagine trying to tell this little asshole to go to bed before 10pm and he pulls out a fucking sword. how is someone supposed to handle that??? Percy surely doesn’t know! there’s a scene in BoO where Nico’s like ‘I don’t want to eat anything, but I know Percy would annoy the fuck out of me to force me to eat if he was here ugh’ sfkjsdfkj Percy literally had to CONDITION him into acting like a functioning person…and Percy’s inner monologue half the time is like ‘Yes I would kill for Nico di Angelo. Yes he is the worst person I know and I Will strangle him to death one day.’ like he doesn’t even completely like Nico as a person but everyone else is just chill with letting him run around by himself so Percy somehow ends up having to pseudo-parent this goth brat when he’s 15 and Barely Holding His Own Shit Together like….objectively an incredible dynamic lmao

the darkling thought he was the most dramatic bitch on the block and then kaz brekker shows up and blows a street up in his face as a cool exit strategy

A concept

Medusa, but with curly fries instead of snakes

Global warming: 🔥👹☠️

My grandma: omg blessed, #beachbabe

Percy: I'm going to Taco Bell, you want anything?

Nico: I want my sister back.

Percy: Yeah, I got like twelve dollars.

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

Parallels

nico: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the hell up

Percy: is it me?

nico: it’s always you

Wylan: I don’t know what to do about Jesper!

Kaz: Whatever you do just don’t ask Inej for advice, she has terrible taste in men.

Wylan: Aren’t you her boyfriend…?

Kaz: Yeah exactly. Have you met me?