Toothless Roaming On The Street. FYI It’s Not CGI. It’s A Real Cosplay.

My son Thor in his socks!

We need to run.

For president

Of Candyland.

Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛

I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.

What if you combined a bag vacuum cleaner, like a Kirby, with bagpipes?

Imagine a happier MCU au where Peter goes to MIT via Tony's letter of recommendation and is shocked to find out that everyone there only refers to Tony as some variation of "Iron Dude" or "iron guy" but he eventually gets used to it and gets in the habit himself and then super stuff comes up and Peter has to go help and he accidentally calls Tony Iron Dude to his face and then immediately dies inside and cap is there and he never lets Tony live it down and...

Did this man make a reckless decision allowing a robot  to cut his hair? 🤖

It was a command.

I wanna fuck my best friend

My askbox, to many, is a bottomless pit that one might cast their deepest, most fucked up confessions into.

Avoid reproducing in crowded areas (which would make them even more crowded)

I am feral for this

2004 animated joker,,, I think he’s neat

the Guardian

Why is Elon Musk attacking Wikipedia? Because its very existence offends him | Zoe Williams

The X owner has no time for a democratic experiment dedicated to knowledge. He would rather yell puerile ‘jokes’ into the ether, writes Zoe

“…the sight of Elon Musk charging towards Wikipedia with his trademark guile and delicacy was so predictable that it was almost relaxing. He saw a collective resource that people prized and he wanted to hurt it.”

Thoth knows Wikipedia’s not perfect, but I’d sooner have it handy than not have it.

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