Hii I’m Gonna Give Some Quotes From The Guy I Am Talking To That He Said To Me Because I’m Borderline

i have that shirt too kurt

yall i have a rent obsession now how do i stop being a theatre kid and crying over a fictional couple

Hey it’s blueberry <3 thanks for following me lovely <<333 (my main blog is sadly not my fanfic one)

What’s your oddly specific/cursed mha headcannons?

these are going to be kind of random lol

Bakugou collects hot wheels and he has a room full of them and the tracks

Izuku wanted to be a professional singer as a kid until one time in elementary school chorus someone told him that he sucked so he never tried it again

Denki believed in santa until he started high school

Mina knows a lot about butterflies and the different species and will casually say insanely specific details about random butterflies outside and act like it’s common knowledge

Denki has to make an L shape with his hands in order to figure out his lefts from his rights

Froppy and Kirishima are actually pretty close friends and whenever there’s a partner activity in class they work together (lmk if i should make like a go to class partner/ groups headcanon)

Whenever Mineta is being extra annoying, Jiro will go on youtube and play videos like “the world’s most annoying sounds” which have sounds like nails on a chalkboard or babies crying (definitely not based on my brother and I)

Uraraka is insanely messy and the floor of her dorm is constantly covered in books and laundry and whatever else she’s recently used

Shoto has like a 12 step skincare routine

Denki washes his entire body with dawn dish soap

Shoji uses axe body spray and everyone hates it but is too scared to tell him until one day Bakugo gets fed up and blows up his cans

Momo used to stare at her reflection as a kid and try to catch it doing something off to prove that there was another dimension in the mirror

Aoyama makes shit up all the time and lets everyone believe it unless they ask if he’s being serious

Mina is an avid instagram notes user and overshares on it. occasionally uraraka or kirishima will respond and ask if she’s ok, or sero or denki will respond to her telling her to get help (in a joking friendly way)

Iida can’t keep a plant alive for the life of him (he’s killed way too many cacti)

When Aizawa gets fed up with the class he makes them play the quiet game but they all get way too into it and are insanely competitive, meanwhile Aizawa just wanted a minute of peace and quiet

that’s all for now lovelies!!

Hi

NO STOP I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO GREET ME

greetings and salutations.

hello

hi. nirvana is cool. i like worms on a string. play welcome to wormtown when it comes out. its gonna be a fire game.

oh they definitely talk shit about people LMAO

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

bakusquad studying hcs bc i have an exam tomorrow and i don’t want to study (+sero and jiro bc i love them)

Mina cannot focus unless someone else is actively working on the assignment with her or they’re having a conversation about the topic but everyone else in the group knows this except her so they’re constantly trying to keep her on task

Sero doesn’t study. he finds it boring. He calls doing his missing assignments he was too lazy to do earlier studying and acts like he’s a scholar whenever he motivates himself to do a single question.

most of the studying is just sero and denki walking to the vending machine and coming back with empty wrappers because they ate all the snacks on the way back to the rest of them so they go to the vending machine again and the cycle repeats itself

Bakugo is so competitive about grades that if he gets less than 100% he will study like crazy and make it the rest of the group’s problem

Kirishima spends a majority of the time telling everyone else to lock in and saying that he himself is locking in while actually getting little to no work done himself

Whenever Mina gets a bad grade on a test she didn’t study for she tells everyone she’s “about to crash out” but just sits there and complains about how aizawa is biased

Jiro threatens to drop out and become a villain whenever they have a difficult subject to work on

Kirishima has color coded notes with little tabs and his handwriting is insanely neat

Denki’s handwriting (when he remembers to take notes that is) is barely legible

Bakugo keeps all his notes for all his classes on an insanely long google doc

Jiro’s notes are covered in doodles of stars and spirals

Sero cannot spell for the life of him so nobody ever asks to borrow his notes because he’ll find a way to misspell the word “and”

They fight over studying music constantly

When Bakugo picks it it’s all Nu metal

Mina picks upbeat pop

Sero plays acid rock

Kirishima picks the random youtube piano covers of 2010s pop songs

Denki plays the jeopardy theme song on loop and claims it helps him think better

Jiro plays classical music because it makes her feel more academic

when they have to read a book for class the only one that actually reads it is Kirishima

all i can think of rn lol

Pls do Ulmite as the friggin packet yo kid

for context this is my brother who requested this lmao

also did you mean all might?!?

this is a crack fic btw

basically I imagine Aizawa is teaching class and he gives the 1a kids a packet of work to do, because he needs to catch up on sleep or something and then All Might just bursts in and recites the friggin packet yo speech.

link to og video

this made me giggle especially the hawks and aizawa ones

MHA Characters Getting "The Talk"

Warning: awkwardness ahead. This is pure stupid crack.

Inspired by a JJK version of this on tiktok by @ matt_the_curtin

How do the guys react to recieving 'the talk'

Featuring: Izuku Midoriya, Toshinori Yagi (All Might), Katsuki Bakugo, Best Jeanist, Fumikage Tokoyami, Keigo Takami (Hawks), Tamaki Amajiki, Fatgum, Tomura Shigaraki, Toya Todoroki (Dabi), Hitoshi Shinso, Shota Aizawa (Eraserhead), Shoto Todoroki, Enji Todoroki (Endeavor)

Izuku Midoriya – Getting "The Talk" from Toshinori Yagi (All Might)

Toshinori Yagi sat across from Izuku Midoriya, looking extremely uncomfortable as he clasped his hands together. Sweat dripped down his face as he tried to find the right words.

"Y-Young Midoriya," he coughed. "I… uh… I feel that, as your mentor, it's my duty to, er, educate you on… certain aspects of life."

Izuku blinked. "Oh! Like hero strategy? The importance of recovery time after a big battle?"

"No." Toshinori's face paled. "I-I mean… relationships. Love. And… physical intimacy."

Izuku turned bright red. "OH GOD."

"YES, EXACTLY!" Toshinori shouted, dramatically pointing at him. "GOD HELP US BOTH!"

There was an awkward silence.

Toshinori cleared his throat. "Ahem. So. When two people care for each other very much—"

"PLEASE STOP."

Toshinori held up a shaky finger. "No, no, listen, Young Midoriya. I must do this! It is my responsibility!" He inhaled deeply. "It is much like a United States of Smash—except instead of destroying an enemy, you are—"

"OH MY GOD, PLEASE NO!" Izuku covered his ears, mortified. "DON’T RUIN SMASH ATTACKS FOR ME, SENSEI!"

Toshinori’s gaunt cheeks turned red. "S-sorry."

They sat in silence for a moment.

"...Do you have any questions?" Toshinori finally asked.

Izuku stood up. "I HAVE TO GO STUDY FOR A TEST!"

"But there’s no test!"

"THERE IS NOW!"

And with that, Midoriya ran.

Outcome: All Might is traumatized. Izuku never looks at him the same way again.

Katsuki Bakugo – Getting "The Talk" from Best Jeanist

Best Jeanist sat elegantly in his chair, hands clasped, posture impeccable. Across from him, Katsuki Bakugo slumped aggressively, arms crossed, looking seconds away from combusting.

"Katsuki," Best Jeanist said, his voice smooth. "It is my duty as your mentor to educate you on a matter most delicate."

Bakugo scowled. "If this is about ‘being a proper gentleman,’ I’m out."

Jeanist exhaled through his nose. "No, my unruly pupil. This is about intimacy."

Bakugo's eye twitched.

Jeanist continued. "Love is a fabric that must be woven carefully. Each strand—trust, respect, communication—is vital. And much like a fine pair of denim—"

"NO." Bakugo stood up. "NO DENIM ANALOGIES, YOU WEIRD STRING BEAN!"

Jeanist ignored him. "A strong foundation is crucial, lest one suffer a wardrobe malfunction, if you understand my meaning."

Bakugo’s hands literally sparked.

Jeanist smiled, unfazed. "And of course, protection is important. Just as one would not step into battle without proper armor, one must also ensure—"

"STOP TALKING!" Bakugo turned completely red. "I’M OUT! I’M DONE! I’M NOT LISTENING TO A GUY IN A DENIM TURTLENECK TALK ABOUT CONDOMS!"

And with that, he exploded through the nearest window.

Outcome: Best Jeanist remains unbothered. Bakugo needs therapy.

Fumikage Tokoyami – Getting "The Talk" from Hawks

Hawks leaned back in his chair, casually tossing popcorn into his mouth. "Alright, kid. So. Birds and bees talk. Let’s go."

Fumikage Tokoyami stared at him. "...I already know about birds."

Hawks grinned. "Not like this, you don’t."

Tokoyami sighed. "This is unnecessary. My path is one of solitude and darkness. I have no need for such knowledge."

Hawks waggled his eyebrows. "Yeah? Well, when your Dark Shadow isn’t the only thing rising at night, you might wanna reconsider."

Tokoyami froze.

Dark Shadow: "BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"

"HAWKS." Tokoyami gripped the edge of the table, visibly trembling. "DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH MATTERS!"

Hawks chuckled. "Relax, Bird Boy. I got your back." He tossed a condom at him. "Use that if you ever wanna fly south for the winter, yeah?"

Tokoyami practically flew out of the room.

Outcome: Tokoyami becomes celibate. Dark Shadow is scarred for life.

Tamaki Amajiki – Getting "The Talk" from Fatgum

Fatgum grinned as he placed a giant plate of takoyaki in front of Tamaki.

"Alright, bud! Let’s talk about the big stuff!"

Tamaki, already nervous, started sweating. "B-big… s-stuff?"

"Yup!" Fatgum nodded. "The ol' horizontal tango! The whoopee cushion shuffle! The bibbity boppity boink!"

Tamaki looked like he wanted to disintegrate.

Fatgum laughed. "Aww, c’mon, kiddo! Ain’t nothing to be scared of! Everybody’s gotta learn how to get down to business eventually!"

Tamaki: "I don’t."

Fatgum patted his shoulder. "Ah, it ain’t so bad! You just gotta be confident, communicate with your partner, and—"

Tamaki teleported out of his chair.

Outcome: Fatgum laughs it off. Tamaki moves to another city.

Tomura Shigaraki – Getting "The Talk" from Dabi

Dabi leaned against the wall, arms crossed, smirking.

"So, you and relationships. That’s a funny thought."

Shigaraki scowled. "Tch. Whatever. I don’t care."

Dabi chuckled. "Alright, well, let’s say you do care. You meet someone, they actually like you—miracle, by the way—so what then?"

Shigaraki crossed his arms. "Then I’d… tell them they’re mine?"

Dabi sighed. "Alright, well, if you don’t wanna accidentally dust your date mid-kiss, you should probably learn some control, champ."

Shigaraki looked away. "...Tch. Whatever. I have control."

"Yeah? What about when your emotions get wild?" Dabi grinned. "Or if they kiss your neck?"

Shigaraki turned bright red. "SHUT UP."

Outcome: Shigaraki refuses to speak to Dabi for a week.

Hitoshi Shinso – Getting "The Talk" from Aizawa

Aizawa sighed, rubbing his temples. "Okay, Shinso. We need to talk."

Shinso sipped his coffee. "About what?"

Aizawa: "...Sex."

Shinso immediately choked.

Aizawa sighed again. "Look, it’s nothing complicated. Just be respectful, communicate, use protection, and for the love of god, don’t use your Quirk in bed."

Shinso: "WHY WOULD I—WHAT—NO! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!"

Aizawa shrugged. "I don’t know. Gotta cover all the bases."

Shinso buried his face in his hands. "I hate it here."

Outcome: Aizawa doesn’t care. Shinso wants to disappear.

Shoto Todoroki – Getting "The Talk" from Endeavor

Endeavor sat across from Shoto, arms crossed, his face burning slightly brighter than usual.

"Shoto. We need to talk."

Shoto blinked. "About?"

"...Procreation."

Shoto immediately stood up. "I’m leaving."

Endeavor grabbed his wrist. "SIT."

Outcome: Shoto literally escapes through a window.