I Forgot That Was Something You Could Do

My two fandoms in one 😈😈😈😈😈

Book smart + street smart = book street

FR!! But nooooo every media with both are like "ENEMIES!" it makes me so sad.. they need to be besties.

Vampires are the enemy of the sun

Werewolves are sluts for the moon

Since the sun and moon are diometrically opposite you'd think that make werewolves and vampires besties

and you'd be right

100 likes!

Cool ig

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

tfw you somehow code a cellular infant copy of yourself into reality (more to come!)

SplatoonNA:

A conspicuous fax from Grizzco has just arrived!

It reads: "The Next Big Run is expected from 5pm PT on 3/7 to 6pm PT on 3/9 at Inkblot Art Academy. There's a possibility of King Salmoids coming ashore, so please take caution. We appreciate your assistance."

SplatoonJP:

クマサン商会から、ビッグランのお知らせだ！

「次回のビッグランは、3月8日(土)午前9時～3月10日(月)午前9時、海女美術大学にて発生する見込みです。

オカシラ連合上陸の可能性もあるため、くれぐれもご注意ください。

シャケからみなさまのくらしを守るため、ご協力をお願いいたします。」

So Damien core lmao

You and your friends decided to summon a demon. You were excited that it worked, although it was somewhat undercut by your best friend giving the demon an awkward "Hi dad.".

He can be so cruel

I love sewing because you really feel blessed by like the gods of creativity until you get 1% eepy sleepy and then the devil starts telling you that you can eyeball and freehand very essential steps

Crumch

Just so you know the soap may smell good but it tastes even better so don’t hesitate to do it.