I Literally Found This On Facebook And I Was Laughing Like A Fucking Idiot In Class

My beautiful Megara, she was a tmnt oc, but now is more like a fursona :P

SASSY AMES

its been two weeks now since the smeets discovered an old earth classic

let him have his babies back :^{

So this si love??~~~

Imagine Zhongli in his dragon form feeling a little playful when it comes to his human partner.

You'd be taking a dip in the river on a warm and peaceful day while your draconic husband keeps watch, and this damn glorified reptile thinks it would be funny to snatch your clothes from the riverbank and keep them in his mouth to watch you flail and whine and beg for them back. And this dragon is patient, so it would take a while until he decides to quit teasing you and return your modesty.

You'd find him lounging around in the garden, all coiled up, and ask him if he'd like some snacks. He'd eye you with that draconian gaze, eyes gleaming like stars, and utter a reverberating chuckle. Then he'd say, "Ah, how generous of you to offer yourself up for me," and proceed to chase you around the garden at a slow and gentle pace, his maw open and waiting to clamp around you. (Don't worry, he takes care never to actually hurt you.)

If you're trying to escape during one of his shenanigans while in his dragon form, you generally go into the house so his lofty self cannot pursue you. Alas, your home has way too many windows - so he simply presses his face against whichever window you're closest to and watches you expectantly. Then you'd run over to a different section of the house, after which he'd simply look for you through the other windows again until he finds you and resumes staring at his beloved. Rinse and repeat. (His tail wiggles whenever you come into sight.)

Speaking of his tail, Zhongli thinks it's funny to just...pick you up with it whenever he pleases. You'd be reading, minding your own business, and then your husband's tail would wrap around you and lift you into the air. He'd nuzzle you affectionately, perhaps give you a loving lick or two, and then set you back down and amble away like nothing happened.

Professor Membrane adopts a gross little dog he found in the trash

…You look me in the eyes and tell me these two interacting wouldnt be at least a little bit of fun

Taehyung: Jin Hyung, what’s a blowjob?

Jin: uHhhh… Taehyungie it’s when a hairdresser blow dries a person’s wet hair!!

*Jungkook steps out of shower*

Taehyung: Jungkook, you’re wet, let me give you a blowjob!

Jin: *spits out tea*

Jungkook: well if you insist ;))

Veryquick sloppy doodle comic

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Zim named all of his robots?