I Just Want König To **** My ***** And *** ** ** While I ***** And *** *** **** Until I **** ***

jesus christ.

damn right i am

i just want könig to **** my ***** and *** ** ** while i ***** and *** *** **** until i **** ***

boyfriends

“What is Soap’s favorite fruit?”

Neil: Chocolate chip

Soap: Chocolate chip

Roach: (doesn’t exist in the remakes)

Ghost and Gaz (simultaneously): That’s not a fruit

Soap: Chocolate chip

I can’t get over how fucking funny this is.

Hermione: Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?

Draco: Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.

aw hell yeah

goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta goth manta

Link.

showing the size difference in our hands by wrapping your hand around my cock and guiding it with my own hand to show you how i like it

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

guys methinks i have a mask kink

and don't even get me started on men in uniform

how’s long does it take to get over someone you dated for six months n spoke daily asking for a friend