*falls Asleep Cutely With My Ass Out* I Hope Nothing Bad Happens

i need a man built like a concrete edifice

Lawson James

playing hard to want

Bruises are an erogenous zone

If you haven't shown me your cock I wanna see it, and if you have shown it to me I wanna see it again

i experience and express sexual attraction in a totally normal and healthy way

hi can you please wear the leather uniform jacket while we have car sex, yeah the one that smells like smoke

WHO WOULD WIN

"i... idk if that's a good idea" from a meek, conflict-avoidant dumb puppy fag of some description

freshly testosteronated lust demon who's stood in front of the only exit