y/n, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? daryl: It means like in hand-to-hand combat y/n: Ohhhh- carol: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
Statue
hey if you're trans in the us i love you. hey if you're queer in the us i love you. hey if you're a person of color in the us i love you. hey if you're a woman in the us i love you. hey if you're disabled in the us i love you. i love you i love you i love you
me staring at my ceiling after y/n does the most FLABBERGASTING thing ever
yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist
"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"
This is definitely how it went down