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The ghost of a gay cat haunted/followed you?

That answer might be better than the actual story 😂

There’s this cat that comes up to my back porch all the time to see my cat, and I started joking around with my family that the cat had a gf that kept coming to visit. Well last night (still can’t believe this happened) I was outside and saw her standing by my screen door. Now this door can be opened by just something being pressed against it, awful security I know, but that’s not the point. I, being obsessed with cats, spend the next forty minutes creeping slowly closer (she’s shy and runs off easily). It was the one of the weirdest things I ever saw, I always joked about her being my cats gf but she genuinely reminded me of someone waiting for their date to show up. She didn’t go inside and just sat out on the porch looking inside at first with great posture and fixing herself every five minutes, but then slowly starting to get visibly upset the more time went on. She was out there for forty minutes. And then she stretched and realized she could go inside, stuck her head in real quick to look side to side, and then just went back to her spot to sit 😂 ten minutes later she gets up and goes into the house finally, after nearly an hour of my cat watching her. I’m of course over joyed to have another cat in the house, but I realized that this might create a series of problems, so I went in and called my sister over telling her about the mysterious cat gf. We checked the entire house but couldn’t find her, and my house is really small with not many places to hide even for extremely moldable cats. There were no entrances to escape from, and my sister started saying I made it up, except I took a little video of it to show my great friend @francisballoonpants my only option to believe is that this cat was at least partially a ghost.

So that’s the story of the ghost lesbian cat, tonight has been wild

Queen Nee is The Mood

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bnha fic reclist 3 🌟

that’s right folks, you guessed it, it’s time for a new reclist!! i get so wrapped up in stories for bnha, wowzers. thanks for your hard work, everybody!!! 💖the list is organized by ship & rating!

✧✧ = highly recommended | ♫ = ongoing

→[reclist 1] | →[reclist 2] →[[update may 21, 2018: reclist 4]]

✮Midoriya/Todoroki

✮a not so inconvenient quirk | patster223 | rating: G | future fic, fluff

→summary: Shouto gets hit by a quirk that gives him cat ears. He does not appreciate Uraraka’s coos, nor does he appreciate Bakugou’s snorting laughter.

He could deal with more of Izuku’s ear scratches though.

✮a following sea | Pouler (poulerslashes) | rating: G | lifeguard AU

→summary: Todoroki Shouto finally gets the opportunity to talk to his longtime crush. It does not go as planned.

✮(you know you’re really) cute | ladyhoneydarlinglove | rating: G | pre-relationship, fluff

→summary: Kirishima poses the question, who’s the cutest boy in Class 1-A? The answers kind of surprise everyone, especially Midoriya.

✮fan this spark into a flame | Slumber | rating: T | canon divergent AU

→summary: The last thing Shouto expects to be doing on a Tuesday morning is to get caught in a screaming match with a guy from Support.

(Or, the one where Quirkless!Izuku went into Yuuei’s Support department instead, and what happens when he and Todoroki finally cross paths.)

✮Bakugou/Kirishima

✮i left my conscience on your front door step, my soul in your vision | Claus_Lucas | rating: T | reincarnation, soulmates

→summary: Bakugou asks Kirishima out with roses, of course. He braids them into Kirishima’s hair while he’s still asleep. The petals are exalted by his obsidian locks, like a close up of stars burning in outer space. Red is Kirishima’s color. It’s the most passionate color and Kirishima excels at passionate. Bakugou’s only issue with red are his dreams of a boy with eyes and hair the color of a bleeding sunset, but he won’t think about that while with Kirishima. Being the focus of Bakugou’s only – and dying – memory from his past life, he fears how that boy makes him feel, and Kirishima has only ever made him happy.

When Kirishima offers his hand, Bakugou immediately and fiercely snatches it up. Muscle memory from another lifetime.

✮10,080 minutes and counting | starlitdreamscapes | rating: T | pining, fluff

→summary: “Look,” Kirishima said, holding up his hands. “How about you give me a week to prove that you should go on a date with me? Just a week. Then I’ll leave you alone.“

Bakugou clenched his fists and the fire went out. Smoke curled from his fingers. “Fine,” he said, but there wasn’t as much venom in his voice as Kirishima expected. “A week. Then get the fuck out of my life.” He pushed past Kirishima and stalked out the door, and Kirishima watched him go.

A week to get Bakugou to fall for him was totally plausible. After all, a week was only seven days. 168 hours. 10,080 minutes. Yes, Kirishima decided, he could definitely score a date with Bakugou in 10,080 minutes.

✮will i ever be more than i’ve always been? ✧✧ | aloneintherain | rating: T | future fic, character growth

→summary: “I want,” Bakugou says, “you to wake the fuck up. Make teachers look out for their kids. Don’t put up with any kind of violence—this should be a fucking safe space for kids. And the little shit-stains who think they’re above the rules because they’ve got a fancy quirk? You deal with them, too. Quirk usage is illegal. Physical assault is illegal. And yet I saw all that and more when I was here—I did all of that and more when I was here.”

The principal stares at him. “You’re saying you wanted us to give you detention?”

Detention. Like that would have done anything.“I’m saying,” Bakugou says through gritted teeth, “that you should’ve expelled me.”

✮just the way you are | Siij | rating: T | fluff, communication

→summary: Warm sunlight filtered through the tree above the stairs. The air was balmy. The sky was spotless. A gentle breeze rustled leaves and brushed across grass in slow, sweeping gestures.

Kirishima Eijirou was miserable.

✮things soft and precious | authorcopy | rating: T | fluff

→summary: Mitsuki Bakugou watches her son fall in love with sweet little fashion clown. It turns out pretty good.

✮beating in time | patster223 | rating: T | vampire AU

→summary: To be honest, it never occurs to Kirishima to actually tell Bakugou that he’s a vampire. Bakugou is the most observant guy on the planet; surely he’s already figured it out. Right?

✮fight me | ryonello | rating: T | nurse & patient AU

→summary: “HEY, hey, whoa, slow down there buddy!” Kirishima is on him in an instant, hands on his shoulders firmly but carefully pressing him back into his mountain of pillows. Bakugou snarls, looking up with a glare and. Freezes.

His nurse is hot.

Bakugou gets beat up and has to deal with a cute nurse.

✮home is by your side | detectivelion | rating: T | hurt/comfort

→summary: Kirishima turned his head, giving Bakugou a small grin. “You’ve never stayed the night before,” he commented, beckoning for him to follow him up the stairs. “Man, it’s been years since I’ve had a sleepover! Dorms don’t count.”

Bakugou grunted. Which was… something. It didn’t make him feel any better, the quiet unnerving coming from him.

Bakugou is always welcome at the Kirishima household. They just weren’t expecting him to show up so late at night, with a bag over one shoulder.

✮tonight, we’re the sea ✧✧ | idratherhaveyou | rating: M | AU, slow burn

→summary: Kirishima goes to a quiet seaside town to take care of his grandmother after she has a bad fall. There he meets Bakugou Katsuki and falls in love.

✮i want you to show me | crunchrapsupreme | rating: E | fluff & smut

→summary: “I already told you, I’m not gonna break, you don’t have to go slow.”

“What if I want to, though?” Kirishima murmurs quietly. “What if I wanna take my time with you?”

Bakugou shivers.

✮intertwined | crunchrapsupreme | rating: E | fluff & smut

→summary: Kirishima asks Bakugou out in the beginning of April.

(A study of kiribaku through the seasons.)

✮ more ships under the cut!! ✮

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This is several days late but I caught feelings and ended up writing a little scene for what if Jonmartin encountered TWO beds at the safehouse, inspired by this wonderful post by @dickwheelie ! 

Jon runs through his list of reasons again and again and again, the same way he wishes he could run his fingers through Martin’s hair. Excuses excuses excuses. Ways to talk around it, around himself, around the truth that’s opened up beneath the two of them like The Sunken Sky ever since they escaped Lukas’s Lonely. Ways to give Martin the emotional space he surely needs after months of Loneliness, or maybe ways to keep himself from having to be brave.

Jon isn’t about to walk in with a love declaration anymore than he already has, anyways - he’s nowhere near brave enough for that, not to mention Martin almost certainly doesn’t need to hear it right now - yet somehow asking to share a bed with Martin feels like doing just that. Jon doesn’t want to do that to him, not now, but, selfishly, he isn’t sure he can take being separated from Martin for even one night after everything. He Knows that vestiges of the Lonely still cling to Martin’s breath, sees it in the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it translucence of his fingertips, hears it in the clumsy way his small laughs stumble out of his unused chest and seem to startle him. The idea of leaving Martin alone frightens Jon to his core.

He doesn’t want Martin to be alone ever again, and now that they’re so close, with memories of the Lonely fresh in his mind - Martin’s face in his hands, warm brown returning to his cheeks as he gasps and Sees, his smile, oh, his smile - it feels like extracting another rib to think of being apart from him. Jon had been so close to losing him. A part of him is worried that he still might.

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

how I sleep at night knowing tma is a tragedy and Jon will most probably die at the age of like 31 after he lost his parents, felt unwanted by his grandmother, lived with childhood trauma for most of his life, struggled with letting people in and then got rejected by those he did let in, dealt with a close friendship falling apart and ending before he could fix anything, got further traumatised by his work in the archives, fought to trust others and care and stay himself while he struggled with becoming a monster, lost six months of his life to a coma, dealt with feelings he took so long to realise and which he felt were no longer requited and then dealt with all the regret that came with it, and then after he finally let himself be seen and accepted and loved in return and after he found peace and happiness and companionship and a chance to heal and got the tiniest preview of how happy he could be with the one he loves he was forced to end the world and was burdened with knowledge that his instinctive curiosity and selflessness had only made it easier

how I sleep at night knowing that tma is a tragedy and Martin will either die at like 31 or stay alone AGAIN after he lived all his life dealing with loneliness in one way or another, got abandoned by his father, experienced a death of a close relative at a young age, was deprived of his youth due to his mother's illness, had to grow up too soon and deal with guilt that came with lying to get employed, was underappreciated and patronised when he only wanted to be kind, dealt with unrequited feelings for his boss by telling himself it was for the best, mourned for said boss when things between them got good and hopeful, learned that his mother had always hated him only to lose her two months later, spent six months in self-destructive isolation which got him deeper and deeper into the Lonely's grasp while he had to reject the person he loves, and when he was finally free to love, when he learned he was loved back, when he got a glimpse of a life he could have TOGETHER with the one he loves and a chance to heal, it all Changed and will never be coming back to the way it was in a way that will crush him

know any good kevin-centric fics??? im dying here

luckily this bitch scrolled through the entire kevin day ao3 tag so u dont have to! heres my top picks!!

peu à peu is a literary classic in the field of kevin day fics. decades later and we will still discuss the intricacies of this scholarly DELIGHT. the entire duck pond scene replays in my head every night as i sleep because i love it so dearly

i’m here (except when you’re not) the QUINTESSENTIAL canon what happens next fic ft. kandreil. literally assume im dead and my spirit exorcized if im not talking about this. cried a lot and a bitch DOESNT cry !

your mouth the shape of an open wound short. sweet. pairs beautifully with a glass of the finest vintage wine so u can stare out the window and be like damn bitch it really do be like but like. beautifully. 

‘til my heart stops (tw: v centred around eating disorders) my first love my baby my honey my sweet angel. can do no wrong amazing stunning beautiful. i text this fic drive home safely and let me know when you get in! x fts. foxes rallying around kevin when he hits a low with a wonderful kevin/thea dynamic

fitting in features perhaps two of my greatest niche interests: kevin day and wasajig puzzles. also features the greatest line ever penned:  ‘inside, where he had once felt soup, he felt warm and choked’. very sad and sweet. 

dangerous magics (ao3 users only) literally left me DIZZY. neil pov magic au where neil and kevin are adopted brothers and neil is magicless and kevin couldnt be more magical. is absolutely the definition of EPIC and everytime i reread it i still lose my shit over the ending fjdkhgfhjg legends ONLY!

movie in my mind the road trip fic we DESERVE!!!!!! FUCK everyone else i respect this fic. satisfies my innate hunger for shitty motel settings and cramped car rides and feeling too much to say. we simply have to stan

in the end i am undone ok not necessarily kevin centric but chapter 2 is such a wonderful take on the andrew hurting/making amends kevin i GASPED. and its a sexy magic au. refresh this one on the daily waiting for the update please read i am desperate to talk about it!!!!!!!!

running with the wolves again not as kevin day centric as is ensemble cast and yes its a werewolf fic but ITS NOT WEIRD and is in fact, extremely cool and an absolute BLAST to read. this earns its place bc its kevin characterization is the perfect blend of well intentioned but dumb of ass. v fond of this one

give me reasons we should be complete the kandrew drabble of my dreams. andrew pov that captures the essence of his exasperated but terribly concerned attitudes towards one (1) sleepy boy

cats in the cradle the way this is written gives me cavities its such a SWEET wymack and kevin bonding fic i love it so so so much!!!!! id literally take a bullet for op and thats that on that x 

sorry i think im forgetting some but memory machine broke. anyway have fun live laugh love x 

im gonna put all my info dumping in here so i van find it at a moments notice

tma fandom is asleep post weird design for hot jon

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can i offer you some soft jon during this trying episode?