Crying Over Landon Kirby Again :((

I don’t ship it but how funny would it be if Xavier hooked up with all of Maddie’s friends. Like first it was Claire, now Nicole, next target is Simon and he’ll have bingo

starting a campaign called "you should rewatch Pocahontas (1995) bc it actually isn't as problematic as you've been taught to think it is."

My beloved google assistant vs the evil unasked for dogshit stupid ass dumb mother fucking google gemini

what have i done.

Masterlist

Music To Watch Boys To (WIP)

AN: Set in 2014, canon adjacent. Mostly writing this as a coping mechanism.

Warnings: angst, implied trauma, self criticism, implied alcoholism, slow burn

You Belong with Me

Fuck it I love you

Brooklyn Baby

Born to Die

Salvatore

High Infidelity

Chapter 7

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

I HATE JACOB ELORDI i HATE men getting everything in this world because they are tall and a little easy on the eyes it makes my blood fucking BOIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we need an ugly people revolution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also he gives the exact same energy and ZERO face in every single photoshoot and you people eat it up every time im sick to DEATH of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pretentious fuck!!!

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.