I've Been Listening To Take Me Back To Eden On Loop For The Past Four Days. I Am Still Waiting For The

Listening to a TAD album at night is like "ah yes, let me have some mental breakdown on top of the sleep deprivation"

Welly boots continues to alter my brain chemistry

Jaskier: *sitting in front of a camera* I tried to talk to Geralt and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail

I have been asked, time and time again what my love language is if I don't like physical touch, the answer is degrading, not to be confused with disliking someone, usually theres two different tones in my voice if I'm being mean, I cant tell you which is which, you gotta figure that out yourself

Hello, I hope you are well. I am reaching out to you today with great concern and sadness😞💔, as my family and I in Gaza are facing significant danger due to the ongoing war. I have launched a GoFundMe campaign to save them from hunger and the diseases that are chasing us all and to provide a better future for them. Every reblog of the post on my profile can be a lifeline for my family and help me provide the basic necessities for them and get out of Gaza to a safer and more stable place.🙏 I humbly and gratefully ask you to reblog the post from my profile to support my campaign.

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Did I just post a radskier one shot? Yes yes I did. Did it take me shamefully long? Also yes. Is this a shameless plug for my fanfic? No, more of a shameful plug, anyway, Ao3 in the Witcher one shot book by Marvel_4_life7, same thing on Wattpad (I also might reblog this with it there later)

I’m listening to Hozier’s debut album on vinyl rn and HOLY SHIT sometimes you just need to lay in bed in the pitch black while listening to a vinyl record

WHY?!

Tell me, which is Gayer?

No bc that's such a gorgeously chaotic idea🤣

I can’t wait for Jaskier’s confused ass when Geralt just comes rocking up with a completely new face in season 4 lmao

I think to make this 1000 times funnier the characters should change actors every time they enter a scene except for an increasingly confused Jaskier