I Have Decided That Existence Is Too Much, Im Void Ima Sit In Bed Under My Weighted Blankie And Listen

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

What is Jaskier doing right now?

(Pls I miss him. Let’s be silly and answer)

I cannot be the only one who thinks of Jaskier as the most chaotic character they've ever loved, right? Man full on saw a man brooding in the corner, meaning to get railed, proceeded to invite himself on a bunch of different quests with said broody man, told broody man to protect him from lords that wanted him dead, got broody man a child surprise, found broody man once again, found a djinn, stole it from broody man, asked for a woman who didn't love him to love him again, and for all his enemies to die a horrible death, asked if he fucked a terrifying witch, meaning he would, hit on a fucking warrior woman who could easily snap him like a twig, went on a dragon hunt because broody man was going, and got dumped by broody man, and wrote the most epic break up song in history. That's only listing season one, don't even get me started on season two, I'm gonna start season two, gave Taylor Swift a run for her money with Burn Butcher Burn, helped elves get across the sea not caring what happened to him, helped Yennefer, got kidnapped, got saved by Yennefer, still cracking jokes even though he almost died, told a prison guard to go fuck himself, went to Kaer Morhen straight up started eating a bowl of god knows what in a Witcher lab, for all he could know could kill him, tried to give broody man a fancy rock, and instead almost died again, got captured again, and was fully prepared to fuck his clone?!?! I can't even believe he's an actual character, he's so fucking funny I can't

I told myself I would write my stupid lil fantasy novel but then I grabbed my paint box and now I'm painting the Amazing Devil lyrics on a wooden box. I- I need to get this book done-

Look at all these TAD memes omg they’re so funny lol

The tail end of this video, just Madeleine's high note for the last "love run" of the album sends CHILLS down my spine, I want to inject this video into my bloodstream

No thoughts, head empty, just Madeleines ghostly vocals in Elsa’s Song

I don’t need to follow the amazing devil on any other socials because I know the second Joey or Madeleine breathe in our direction TAD tumblr will blow the fuck up we are all so desperate it’s hitting Reichenbach levels of waiting

I like to tell myself that Joey Batey just forgot to button his jacket back up in the first take of this scene, and the directors decided to keep it in, because that's a very Jaskier thing to do

Hello dear hearts!! Would any of you be interested in seeing my tadrot series? This is the first card: