Sometimes You Just Gotta Listen To Little Miss Why So On Full Volume

Does anyone else think that Jaskier has absolute chihuahua energy? Like imagine:

Jaskier and Geralt find an inn, and inside Geralt is being harrassed by these men, and Geralts ignoring them, but Jaskier is just going OFF at these guys like

"How dare you speak to us you foul looking beast, he's done more for this town than you've ever" and he just goes on and on with all these mean insults and it gets to the point where Geralt has to escort him to his room so he doesn't get himself killed, I live for the fact that he will absolutely start fights he cannot finish, so Geralt teaches him how to fight, and explicitly tells Jaskier that he is only to use the knowledge Geralt gave him to get out of sticky situations, however now they just have a mean, and kind of terrifying bard that's willing to smash your face into a wall, and eventually everyone hears that the White Wolf has a body guard now, and everyone stops messing with them.

That part of the Ride of the Witcher, GOING FERAL

No bc that's such a gorgeously chaotic idea🤣

I can’t wait for Jaskier’s confused ass when Geralt just comes rocking up with a completely new face in season 4 lmao

I think to make this 1000 times funnier the characters should change actors every time they enter a scene except for an increasingly confused Jaskier

EVERY NIGHT I HEAR THEM HOWLING

YOU WERE RAISED BY WOLVES AND VOICES

GUYS- JOEY CONFIRMED THAT THE TWO MEN IN A TENT JOKE FROM PRUNING SHEARS IS THE SHERLOCK AND WATSON JOKE IM DYING

Source: https://youtu.be/u2LeEK5XJiQ?si=AkKIKAJrPIRxHmVV

Time stamp is 13:40 ish

I agree

the horror and the wild. you agree. reblog

What if I wanna be a lil gnome living in the middle of extremely isolated woods in a mushroom house? What then

Israel is now bombing 1.7 million civilians trapped in Rafah, threatening an imminent invasion of the last “safe place” in Gaza.

Israel is committing the worst crimes in modern history, and Western regimes are calling it “self-defense”.

Never forget. Never forgive.

Jaskier and the cat. That's it, that's the post.

Tadrot week four: New York Torch Song

Reblogs appreciated <3